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Ok. So I go to bed at 5 am like normal. All of a sudden just before 6am I wake up to my door being opened. Who do I see? The old lady -_-. I can just sense trouble. So I just watch silently. She reaches behind the door and grabs a swiffer thingy and pokes me in the stomach with it telling me to get up. "What the hell!" I say as I sit up. "MEME I'm trying to sleep. Leave me alone." She doesn't. She keeps bothering me telling me to "Come, come." So I keep telling her to leave me alone. After all, I had been asleep less then an hour. She finally leaves and comes back a little bit later. She starts bothering me again. She picks up my pants and tosses them on me. Then grabs my sweatshirt saying she's gonna take all my clothes outside. Then she WALKS OUTSIDE WITH IT!!! That's my favorite ******** hoodie. So I follow her outside in nothing but my boxers and snatch it back from her and walk back inside and close my bedroom door again. *Note: it doesn't have a lock.* Before she can bother me again, I take 3 heavy boxes and stack them in front of the door so she can't get in. I still couldn't sleep from being so pissed off. I ended up having to jack off to relax myself enough -_-. Later Irene comes home from work around 4pm. She asks me what was with Meme last night. She packed all her clothes, unplugged everything in the computer room *which explained why i had to plug the phone back in earlier* and some other weird s**t. I told Irene I'm sleeping with those boxes in front of my door from now on. She simply said "Good idea. Meme's crazy."