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People should just drop dead sometimes. Iswear.
Dx

I got a call from a telemarketer asking me if I wanted some issurance for..something. I forget.
But he was all:
'Are you protected?'
'OMGNO! Whatdoido, hurrymanplztellme!'
'Ma'am, could you repeat that?'
'AMI IN DANGER? ARE YOUTHREATENINGME?!'
'Ma'am, please calm down. I was only asking if--'
'ICAN'TBECALMIFI'MINDANGER! HURRAYCALLTHEMAYOR! CALLTHEPRESIDENT!'
'-hangsup-'

HAHA.
I love screwing with their heads.

B:

SPROK WINS AGIN.
-victory music-
-capeswishing-

In other news, I keep getting spam from all my e-mail buddies.
gonk
-smacks all of them-

Tomorrow, I'm going to do another play on the importance of valid e-mails and the hurtful things spam does to a person's psyche.
Which basically means I'll scream, fall down, have a pretend seizure, get up and then smack everyone with a ruler.
-evilcackle-

If I'm not busy practicing my speech thing, anyway.
-gonkface-


THE END.