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Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
You have the right to remain silent, now please SHUT UP!
Someday your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too
stubborn to ask for directions.
Psychologists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're okay, then you're it.
A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be considered half as good. Luckily, that isn't very difficult.
I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
First I'll kill myself. Then I will kill you. My plan is brilliant! Mwahahahaha!
I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much!
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
FullMetal Alchemist is bloody, violent, and unsuitable for kids. I LOVE IT!
Heaven didn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.
You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
 000Hinata000 · Tue Jan 16, 2007 @ 03:16pm · 1 Comments |
