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Sarcasm and Vitriol
The chemistry of causticity.
Abridged version of Volume 4 of the Archive of Snarky Comments.

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Happy holidays! All festive items are equiped on him. Please review!

Happy holidays! I can see that all festive items are equipped on him! Please learn english!


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Lead me to the mouth of the volcano. Lower my body to the flames. I was nothing but kindhearted, yet you lead me to my doom. Now I return to pay tribute and exchange the debt yet paid. You made me what I am, now you must settle the cost. For now you are doomed to travel among the lost.

You were once my true love, yet something changed within you. For not long after our union, the love was no more than a shadow. When I asked you what was wrong, you turned your face a skew. And when I persisted, left with me to sleep alone. You are not the man I married, no more than a shadow. You look and act like him as if you were nothing but a clone.

I forgive you of your crimes, but I still must settle the debt. Because the Devil demands your blood, and you your fate has long been set.

Goodbye my love, I shall miss you. For whil I'm in Heaven, you'll burn and rot in Hell.

"Askew" is one word you twit.


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  • User Comments: [3]
    sigh...oh the snarkyness that has befuddled the masses delivered to us by the great and mighty notesurfer!

    comment Heion the Tranquil · Community Member · Fri Feb 23, 2007 @ 04:54pm
    aha...so did notesurfer deliver to us the befuddled masses...or his so-called snarkiness? that is the question...

    comment malkyru · Community Member · Mon Mar 05, 2007 @ 03:23pm
    I wonder, do they make a medication to loosen intellectual bowels?

    comment Notesurfer · Community Member · Wed Mar 07, 2007 @ 11:09pm
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