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Sarcasm and Vitriol
The chemistry of causticity.
Okay gaia quotations are bulky and annoying so I reformatted this lengthy interchange for your viewing pleasure.



Strong-Rad: Are you willing to accept a payment plan? iyould like to buy your Yokai's Treasure, and i can give you 3.5k up front. (if you are willing) i can get the other 7k plus an added 2k mrgreen by wednesday. Thanks for reading

Notesurfer: Where in my profile did I put "I am mentally retarded and extremely gullible" exactly? I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me so that I can remove it.

Strong-Rad: ...i didn't that anywhere xp but you might want to if really think you should stare stare

Notesurfer: Cute. Great business sense by the way, insulting prospective sellers is a surefire way to get up-front loans.

Get bent.


Strong-Rad: Humans have spines artard. they can't bend.
secondly, when you addmited you were retarted, i assumed you were Typing (Speaking?) in a angry way, making me come the conclusion you didn't like my offer..Derr...

Notesurfer: Your spelling, grammar, and reading comprehension are all about as compelling as was your initial offer.

Seriously, go away.


Strong-Rad: Agreeing to disagree = fine by me.
(I made one mistake artard stare )

Notesurfer: Yes, that mistake was trying to scam me.


Strong-Rad: f*****t, i just want the nine-tail thing, and the next time i can get an increase in gold (quickly) is when my buddy gives me his stuff (he is leaving Gaia). Provided it WAS
a scam, it still would not have been a spelling or grammar mistake

Notesurfer: Very well then - on Wednesday I will have a Yokai's Treasure ready and waiting for you. I will sell it for the price that you promised in your initial offer (12.5k). If your intentions are legitimate then you should have no problem complying with this arrangement.

Strong-Rad: Ok then.
But please note that i asked for a payment plan because i am impatient like s**t. SOOO, i might already have it BY that time, if not i will purchase your item smile

Notesurfer: I'm sorry that your s**t is so impatient. Might I suggest lowering your daily intake of fiber?

Strong-Rad: it was an exaggeration, sir. You do not need to mock my grammatical incompetence will your superior skills.

Notesurfer: You're right, I don't. That doesn't mean I don't enjoy doing it though.

Strong-Rad: I have no verbal cannons left so i guess you win
anyway, i would say thank you, but you're a total d**k

Notesurfer: Awww shucks. redface redface redface You're so sweet.


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  • User Comments: [2]
    omg i don't think i lol'ed like that in ages.
    kudos, kudos, and more kudos to you and your sensational verbal spars.
    HIL-arious.

    comment malkyru · Community Member · Tue Jun 05, 2007 @ 03:38pm
    ah, what is it with poeple on gaia and their seeling arrers? XD

    and once again the brilliance of the mighty note master is revealed in his witty comebacks and snappy one-liners.... rolleyes

    comment Heion the Tranquil · Community Member · Wed Jun 06, 2007 @ 11:39pm
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