The title says it all.
Soap Operas? What are they? Soap Operas are cheesy shows in which poor actors find a job by playing a half-hour to an hour-long show, which is filled with brain-scrambling sex scandals, drugs, and murder. I know what you're thinking. Isn't that Sopranos? No, my friend, It is not.
Far from it.
Firstly, they have quite possibly the most stereotypical names. Asian man's name is Chong. Black man's name is Salamel. Indian man's name is Rajeev. It goes on and on.
But it doesn't stop there.
Secondly, the script-writers need a good kick in the a**. I mean, stuff like. "Oh, Quadrazipallao-Espienarada Gharat, please do not leave me. We made love last tuesday, and I'm pregnant with another man's baby. The man is a stereotypical Cuban coke dealer whose name is Esqueros Dicciala. He only wants to kill you, please don't leave me!" Seriously. This is either hilarious or is the result of alcoholism.
And last, but not least.
The drama. I mean, the cheesiest scenarios possible can be found here. Cheryl and Alexis are in a love triangle with... Um... Drake. Yeah, Drake. Whatever. Anyway, they're in a love triangle. Drake has been drugging Alexis, raping her in a comatose state, thinking Cheryl doesn't know. Guess what! Cheryl knows. And she (Somewhat in a coy and annoying manner.) steals a 9mm from Drake's man purse. (It's a man purse, seriously! It's prada but it's still for men!) And attempts to kill Drake, and she does.
Me: Hurray! Drake is the main character, so the shows ove--
This just in! It was Drake's twin!
(Silence Ensues.)
Me: Fuuuuck...
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