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Damn, I am so beat from the party tht I ahd yesterday and today. U would not believe the craziest things that I did with fireworks. Id id so amny hings thT I will only mention the top five funniest things. But I have to thank my uncle because he supplied us with enough firworks for the whole day 4 me 2 come up with the creative ideas.

ONe: Well right when it had turned dark we had already some fireworks that would shoot off for like a mile and would go at the speed of a car in the highwahy (seriously) razz and so we had launched it. THe thing went so fast that it almost hit a old man's house and he got so scared that he jumped like a little girl and the he had fled to his house. Knwing hoe stubborn I am I kept on doing it and then he started saying some s**t in Spanish.
THen after that we started to throw some firecrackers to some neighbor's house... I mean that we had a whole mess that was surrounding the porch. So then most of my family mebes each adha lighter since I bought a whole pack. I ringed the doorbell and then one of our neighbor frnedz cam eout and "FIRE!!"
Boy the whole porch had risen up in soke and pops so loud that our ears had started to ring in less than 5 secs. MAn the face was priceless and I was lmfao rofl all the way.
Well, as we started t run out then we had some of our uncles that had been sitting down as they were listening to music. Using some firecrackers and at the same time Sparklers we had put them under the chair and he had gotten so scared thinking that he was on fire that he had fallen from the chair and hurt himself... everyone from the family was sleepng so they did not kow what the hell hit them exclaim
Then since they had liqour at the party for the adults I had decided to put a cup o whiskey in the middle of the rad nad then lit one of the little rocket thingies and then man that was one of the bigges xlosion on my life that I almost went blind and most people thought that it was a gunshot or somethin. BRo, there was so many flames from everywhere it was like something that should have been on jack a**
Then we threw some down the sewer ad=nd boy he noise was two times as loud, but it wasn;t that great.
SO here was the funny one, me and my ncles/cousins got into a forewrk fight and then we deicided that we should throw firecrackers at eachothers roight. Well, I had the last one and he was staring at me thinking that I had none... well I lit one behind hs baca and at the last minute I had thrown it straight at him. Right at the moment it had poped exactly in his nuts, ande started shreiking i fear and in pain rofl rofl

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Vkutaa-San