Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Your browser has JavaScript disabled. Enable JavaScript on your browser for most GaiaOnline features to work correctly.

View User's Journal

Report This Entry Subscribe to this Journal

Cynical and sin-stained

	Stupid stupid stupid
	Stupid stupid stupid


Me. Yes. Stupid. My first instinct after dropping a glass onto the floor and hearing it shatter was to take a step forwards. Great survival instincts there, eh? crying So now I'm gimping around with my foot all taped up. No stitches or anything, wasn't that bad. Still hurts like a ****** though. Blargh. Moonblossom** · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 08:56pm · 5 Comments


Moonblossom Community Member «Prev \| Next» Archive \| Home [10/14/10 06:44pm] [07/23/09 08:07pm] [01/28/09 02:34am] [08/18/08 05:29pm] [08/10/08 03:46pm] [07/30/08 03:49pm] [06/29/08 04:30pm] [05/29/08 04:52am] [03/10/08 04:48pm] [02/29/08 04:01pm]

	User Comments: [5]
	User Comments: [5]


	One time, after making some brownies deadly explosives and hearing the bell ring, I opened the oven and grabbed the pan without an oven mitt. It burned. And then just yesterday, for the experience of it, I ate those little red peppers that come in some chinese food dishes, namely kung pao ones. Those burned more. Offline Druki · Community Member · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 10:29pm


	I think I gave you the dumb when you were here. I knew this whole state was a petri dish... I did the same thing, more or less, last year and spent a totally awesome half-hour cleaning all the blood out of our carpet. 'Cause I am indeed the win. crying Offline fubenkunai · Community Member · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 10:41pm


	Blargh, fube sad At least I had the common sense to do this in the kitchen, on a nice tile floor. Easy cleaning! And Druki, I did the same thing once >< I was making a lemon cake in a glass dish, took it out of the oven, upended it onto a cooling rack, and -then- realized wtf I had done and started howling like a cranky baby chimpanzee. The world wide web, bringing clumsy morons together since 1993. Offline Moonblossom · Community Member · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 11:37pm


	Ouch. Burns are never cool. sad Stubbing my toe and banging my shin/knee happen the most frequently, though. gonk Offline Druki · Community Member · Sat Dec 30, 2006 @ 11:55pm


	My worst one was when I was riding bikes with a friend. I was riding with no hands so I could eat a sandwich. While turning my pedals hit the curb and promptly threw me and my sandwich over the bike where the asphalt tore my wrist to the bone. Bleeding profusely, I got up and the first thing I said was "No my sandwich!". My friend still doesn't let me forget about that... Offline Merchant Union · Community Member · Sun Dec 31, 2006 @ 01:04am

	User Comments: [5]
	User Comments: [5]

Offline

[img:200e07d833]http://i49.tinypic.com/13zssxi.jpg[/img:200e07d833]

More Information

© Copyright 2003 - 2025 Gaia Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.