Salad Fingers
"It seems the nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat."
"The nettles make me thing happy times."
"Oh, bubble trumps."
"I think you're called Milford Cubice."
"I say, would you like a warm glass of milk?"
"I wonder what you taste like."
"Marjory Stewart Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust. Hubert Cumberdate,you taste like soot and poo."
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hello. I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my salad fingers it almost ORGASMIC."
"Hello young child. I'm here to enquire about your spoons."
"You've gone flat little sister and you're all gooey."
Loveable_Hated · Tue Dec 26, 2006 @ 12:08am · 4 Comments |