We've all herd the classics like "Rouldolf the Red Nosed Reindeer" and "Deck the Halls", but i found one that i liked better. I don't have the whole thing memorized yet, so heres what i rember...
"Santa, i hate to say it, but your acting like a d**k. You should give presentes to everyone who's good and not just your personal clique" If you give me a toy to unwrap on Christmas morning, ill let you be my boyfriend for a year all fat and horny. What does Jesus have to do with you? You have to do with Jesus just about as much you do as Scooby Doo. You have about as much do with Jesus as you do your mothers p***s. You ask yourself, what would Jesus do? He'd say give the Jew Girl toys. Give the Jew girl toys. Clause. Is that German? Clause. Santa Clouse. He's making a list and im checking it twice, and i don't see anyone on the like Silverman or Mascwitze or Weiss. What about the Rabbi? Adam Sandler played him and Tim Allen played you. You ask yourself, what would Jesus do? He'd say give the Jew girl toys..."
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