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ok evrey1 has heard of kool aid. it comes in that powder stuff tha u poor in with water
well here is my experiance.........................................

one day i was thirsty. i need ed som kool aid so i was poring the powder stuff into the glass when all of the sudden BAMmy cat jumps on the counter and scares the s**t out of me so i pour the whole container in without knowing and i always put a little sugar in to make it sweeter so as im putting the sugar in BAMmy dog bumps my leg and scares the s**t out of me so i pour the hole bag of sugar in. so by now i pretty much have a batch of wet sugar AND I DRINK ITand then im flying around the room at the speed of light
and then BAM!!
my mom opens my door...
and ill go right through it.
And then she says "What the ----"
and grab a shotgun
and shoot at me
but i am going so fast time itself stops
so i can make the bullets fly into the wall and say
you missed me fool
and then when time starts again
i am on the ceiling running in circles
and then BAM
i hit the wall
well after that i guess i just stopped drinking kool aid and my mom felt bat that she tryed to shoot me with a shot gun so she bought me some kool aid....
one day i was thirsty. i need ed som kool aid so i was poring the powder stuff into the glass when all of the sudden BAMmy cat jumps on the counter and scares the s**t out of me so i pour the whole container in without knowing and i always put a little sugar in to make it sweeter so as im putting the sugar in BAMmy dog bumps my leg and scares the s**t out of me so i pour the hole bag of sugar in. so by now i pretty much have a batch of wet sugar AND I DRINK ITand then im flying around the room at the speed of light
and then BAM!!
my mom opens my door...
and ill go right through it.
And then she says "What the ----"
and grab a shotgun
and shoot at me
but i am going so fast time itself stops
so i can make the bullets fly into the wall and say
you missed me fool
and then when time starts again
i am on the ceiling running in circles
and then BAM
i hit the wall
well my mom ban me from kool aid BYE

twisted