The ******** Night Before Christmas, Dammit
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of a**.
When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big d**k
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat ******** fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a b***h blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"
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