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An odd little cat came into my box today, I determined that cats are not in fact edible, well they may be, but they sure are hard to cook, unless you have a stove. Then they would be easier to cook. I tried to cook the cat in an old pot, but I have no fire. The night is cold. I fell asleep with the cta on my lap. When I came around from the sleeping gas I realised the cat was actually a gnome in disguise. He stole my wallet. I hate gnomes.