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Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that im writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well i would very much like to clear up things the occured since the beggining of the month, when, filled with illusion, i wrote you a letter. i asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. not only was i first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not gonna lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better then me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. i would go on errands, and even help elderly cross the street. there was virtually nothing within reach that i wouldnt do for humanity. What balls you have to leave me a ******** yo-yo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the ******** were you thinking you fat p***k, that youve taken me for a sucker the whole ******** year to come up with some s**t like this under the tree. as if you hadnt ******** me enough, you gave the little quiff across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his house. Dont let me see you trying to fit you big fat a** down my chimney next year. ill ******** you up. ill throw rocks at those stupid raindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the ******** north pole, just like what i have to do since you didnt get me that ******** bike. ******** YOU SANTA. next year you'll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Jonny
this made me laugh so much rofl my friend sky_99 sent it to me, i did not make this up http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/705/Santa+Sucks/
 [-BonTa-]~KuN · Mon Dec 04, 2006 @ 01:07am · 2 Comments |
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