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Characters:
Saku/Krissy/Emo Queen - Sonia Uchiha
Foxie - .0.Tears~Of~Blood.0.~
Hannah
Muffin queen/Rena - Oh Noez Its Rena
Lauryn - [[Princess.Of.Pink]]
Zach
Marco - pervert
Cherry pie
katie
Adam - XxShadexX
Maria - scsc soccer star
Hayden
Brandon
Julia
Kyle
Brenden
((hopefully I spelt those right))
underline = people on gaia
italics = People in class/school
Saku and The Door At Lunch
Well at school we have jobs to do and I'm a lunch bin carrier. There's a backup which is Hannah and two people with jobs who is me and Rosalia. Rosalia goes to special ed everyday before lunch so Hannah and I try to get the lunch bin before she comes. Well Hannah and I tried to get through the door at the same time and we crashed into the wall trying to get through so we put the bin down and begin running around the lunch room.
Saku The Snow Angel
In our school play, I'm one of the lead parts, Snow angel. well it was suppose to be a solo but another ended up getting the part with me. So people in my grade kept coming up to me going "Your better then her! You should be the only one with this part!" A few minutes later, at the end of the day, the teacher put my song on for the class and Macro begins to lip sing when he was getting his backpack but I think he realized I was watching him. I started to die laughing and I fell off my desk! Opps!
My Friend, The Kitchen Wall
I was talking to Lauryn and she said she crashed into the wall getting something to drink which made me thirsty. SO I walk into the kitchen with a straight face. When I was walking on my heels, my shoulder bumped into the wall, so I began to spin in circles with a straight face still! I said "Yep. There's a wall right there."
My Friend, The Chair, When Will The Crashing Stop.
The day after I crashed into the kitchen wall, I was at school and crashed into a chair on my way to class. I made a "OUFFF!!" noise and said "Yep there's chair right there" And my friends, Katie and Cherry Pie started laughing then Cherry Pie said "What?!" And I just kept laughing.
The Chat With Lauryn
Lauryn and I were bored so we were talking about random things. She said that one time, she had her eyes closed and was walking like a robot. She crashed into a wall then began falling up and down the stairs like how they do in the cartoons. I pictured this in my head then I, literately, began rolling around on the floor laughing. I ran into my parent's room and crashed into the wall and fell backwards. They looked at me like "What the heck is wrong with you?!?" And thats exactly what they said. I was laughing so hard I couldn't tell them!
Improper English
I was at Foxie's 13th B-day party and I was trying to tell everyone a story. I kept messing up at one part and I messed up so many times that I said "blah! jfdflh jfkdhf! WHAT?" And I went cross eyed and stuck my tongue really far. My face looked so retarted, everyone fell on the floor laughing. Maybe I need to pay more attention in English pirate
C domokun oco Puffs!
One day, Foxie and I were screwing around in my journal comments when I was trying to type eat your coco puffs. I some hoe actodentaly (he he funny spelling) put c domokun oco puffs without realizing until I submitted. This is a lesson of 'look before you post'
Wave o' Penguins
Foxie and I went to go see the movie Happy Feet. In the middle of the movie the penguins went into the water and all of the sudden Foxie said "Wave O' Penguins" And did a hand motion and I started cracking up laughing. I think a 10 year old behind us heard us rofl
Thats my seatbelt!!
Foxie and I were in the car on our way to Little Cezar's from the movie Happy Feet. She went to go poke me and accidentally poked my seatbelt and flew off and I fell on the floor. We couldn't breath! I couldn't even get back into my seat!
WE Breath Adams?
One day Angela came to my house to spend the night. WE were talking about Atoms and it sounded like my brother's name Adam. Then she yelled "We breath Adams as we speak!" And for some reason, every time we breath, we cant stop laughing.
Drake Bell The marshmallow Guy!
Foxie and I were in my room watching TeenNick. All of the sudden a commercial with Drake Bell came on and he had new facial hair. I threw a marshmallow at him and we began to laugh because I hit him right in the mouth
Muffin Queen is falling down, falling down
My cousin the Muffin Queen and I were passing her soccer ball. All of the sudden Foxie came out of no where and ran around the Muffin Queen a million times! The Muffin Queen spun around the fell. I probably had the best view because I could see them both. I fell to the ground with laughter then teh Muffin Queen yelled "How dare you tip the muffin queen!"
The Fat Lard
I was playing soccer.. indoor that is! A biggish girl came and hit my friend. She didn't move but my friend spun a million times and fell to the ground face first! The girl looked at her like "what happened to you?" then that same girl was trying to get the ball from me. I tripped then the girl fell on me. I began to pound on the floor thinking in my head "GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!!"
Popsicle In Soup?
Foxie and I were in the car and I put up my index finger and said "Waiter theres a fly in my soup" and she thought i said "waiter there's a Popsicle in my soup???" Then all of the sudden we bursted out into laughter. "I said waiter theres a fly in my soup" then she waited "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" XD nice one Foxie
Zach and The Scare
I was sitting at my desk waiting for the teacher to come ((like almost everyone else)) and Chris was walking and talking with Macro. Zach was following behind but instead of walking he was crawling and when he walked by I glanced at him and thought he was a dog "AHHHH!!!" I yelled jumping up out of my seat. Then I put my hand on my chest and started to breath again "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOG!!" Then he died... on the floor.... laughing...
Zach and Hannah At Lunch
Hannah and I came to pick up the lunch bin ((again))and I crashed into the door but this time on purpose. I make a big "OUFF" noise then Zach looked at me weird and I just laughed. Hannah looked at me confused. We picked up the basket and said "Why did you do that and did you do that on purpose" so i said "Yes I did and some memories need to be reminded" or i said something like that.. sweatdrop
The Media Center Skip
I was working on a movie with my group mates and all of the sudden Hayden and Brandon began skipping around the Library for no reason. I looked at them with a weird face. He came back and said "Who wants to skip with me now?!" And I just shook my head
The Fly
My group mates and I were working on our project. I pointed to a dead fly. "Look a dead bug!" So when everyone was looking, Brandon threw the bug at Katie. Then put it on Julia's head then threw it at Kyle. I was the lucky one because he was too far away to reach me. I started to dye laughing.
Mrs. Meyers' office: Brandon's Face
We were working on our project. (The recording part) Brandon had to tell about his book and at the beginning he did a constipated face and we all started laughing. Let's save that clip for our bloopers and we will rofl
Duh Duh Duh!!!
Foxie and I were in the car and we were eating McDonalds and we named the straw wrapper Phil so then Foxie puts Phil my chicken box and says "Phil's trying to eat your cheese puffs" then on the radio it played dun dun dun dun!!!
Mom's bring sexy back?!?
i was in the car and i said "I'm bringing sexy back" and my mom and i were talking and all of the sudden shes like "Yeah! You know" then i died laughing.
How Prince Did Prince Henry
We had to right down How did Prince Henry.... BLAH BLAH BLAH and the kid across from me wrote down "How Prince Did Prince Henry" and we all started cracking up. How did prince do prince Henry?
Omg like tottallllllllllly
We were going out the door ready to leave for home and all of the sudden Brenden says 'Omg like did you see how prince did prince Henry" and Cherry Pie looked at him strange. then I turn around and say "I like tottaly I sooooo wanted to see" So Jacob started to die laughing and I just starred and shook my head
b***h SLAP!
My mom, brother and I were watching a movie and there was a fight. And the guy slapped the girl. So I stand up and pointing yelling "b***h SLAP!" My brother died laughing and my mom was mad. Then I died laughing
And OMG WHEEEE!!!
Foxie and I were talking about Naruto and I'm like "Like My Cannon Character likes your Made up and your made up likes my canon and my made up like your cannon and omg whee" and as soon as I said omg whee i flipped my hands up & down yelling wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!
BABIES
Foxie and I were getting ready to leave and we were just talking away. She comes out saying "If Sakure and Naruto were to get married they'd have babies" then 5 minutes later I hear "BABIES" from no where. It was... unexpected.
Orlmente?!
My cousin Rena and I downloaded something called 'Gaiarch' onto her computer. It's all about gaia! They have extra smiles and everything! Anyway, we clicked on a smiled titled 'orlymente' not knowing what it meant. Up came a picture of an owl in a Mexican outfit with a mustache and sombero. In big white letters it said '?O RELMENTA?' at the bottom. It was SSOOOOOOOO random and SOOOOOOOO funny.
DUN DUN DUN!!! Freaky Owl?
Rena and I were looking at these new smiles that we got. Well we were sending pictures of the smiles to our friend. I put DUN DUN DUN!! Then choose a picture that said >{)>. WE hit preview and this is what I seen:
DUN DUN DUN!!! 
APOCALYPSE
My favorite thing to yell in current moments is that it's the apocalypse. Well in a soccer game, at the very end we were congratulating each other when Emily goes to high five a girl. Now when you high-five people you don't really pay attention. So the girl takes her arm away and Emily accidentally hits her lightly. Their coach comes on the field and grabs Emily's arm and shakes it like he's about to break it off. My coach comes on the field and starts to yell "DONT TOUCH MY PLAYER!!!" so then I see the parents coming on the field and punches about to be thrown. I run around in circles, yelling "ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!" as loud as I could. Lauren was waving her arms yelling "CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!".
KAA-CAW!!!
At the same soccer game, a girl pushed my player. Kylie told the ref that we wanted our 10 yards. The blond girl goes "shut-up" in a rude way. Kylie and Maria say to the ref that she told them to shut-up. The ref turned to them "Who told you to shut-up?" she asked them. All of the defenders and mid-fielders pointed at the blond girl saying that she did it. ((I know how to push people in soccer without getting called ^^ Keep this is mind)) so I pushed a girl down using my shoulders, which means it wasn't a penalty. The parents called me white trash so I turn to them and go "kaa-CAW!!!!!" and move my head like a turtle. It was.... random.
The Ending Time
At the end of the game as we were walking away I was talking to some of the parents. I began to sing the batman song and yelled to the other parents "IM GONNA SEND BATMAN ON YOU!!!!! SHANANANANANNANA SHANANANANANNANA! BATMAN!!!!!!!" then I began to sing the girl fight song "Oh stop? ITS ABOUT TO BE A - GIRL FIGHT YEAH!!!!!!!!!" then I clucked like a chicken and began to dance. "IF I'M WHITE TRASH THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU A BISHES!!!!!!!!!!!" then I bursted out into the peanut butter jelly time song. I told them the story about Kaa-caw. Yeah we had proud moments there...... mine were the best though. -wipes tear from eye-
Cubby Smex ;D
It was father's day at my house when Rena and I were sitting in my room with the door open. (Dont tAke that the wrong way perves). Adam walks by with Rena's brother following. When they went into Adam's room Marena yells "Smex" in a funny way. "They are going to make smex in a cupboard" she says in a funny voice. "Cubby!" I also say ina funny voice. Then she yells "Cubby Smex!!!!" And we wouldn't stop laughing.
Then it went RAAAAAAAANR and PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSh!
You ever tell a story, where something exploded and you substitute the word 'explode' for a noise? Yeah I have. For example. We were at home and i was pouring ran and lightning outside. Lightning storm. A lightning shock lite up the sky and a thunder bolt made a giant noise. I turned to my brother and go "Did you see that it was PPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH PPPPPPPPPPPO" and 5 minutes later I realize what I just said. "It didnt go pssssh?" I said blinking twice and bursted out with laughter.
 Xx_Clair De L u n e · Fri Dec 01, 2006 @ 02:19am · 8 Comments |
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