
Me: Momo, what are you doing?
Momo: MOMO GO POOPY, MOMO GO POOPY!!!
Me: NOT ON MY LEG YOU!!
*someone knocks on my door and I go answer it*
Me: Oh? Hello!

Kune: Hi! I'm Kune! Is this Kadeinko's house?
Me: Yesh! And please...call me Lauren 3nodding
Kune: Yeahsurewhatever-look! I have a dentist's appointment to go to and I can't bring Coco with me, sooooo, can you watch her?
Me: Uh...wait! Did you say Co-

Kune: Yes! Thankyou Lauren! I'll be back in about a half an hour to pick her up...bye! *walks out door*
Me: UH NO WAIT! KUUUUNNNEEEE!
Coco: ...meow?
Me: Aww...you are cute...too bad I'm allergic to cats.
Coco: *jumps up and lands on my face*

ME: Oh no! OH GAWD!! NNNNOOOOO!
Coco: ...mmmmeeeeeoooowwwww!!!!
*45 minutes later...*

Kune: Lauren! I'm back! *looks around* hum, that's funny...I thought I s-AH! Lauren! There you are!
Coco: Meow...
Kune: Ah! Coco-looks like you two had some time together huh.
Coco: meow...

Kune: Well thanks Lauren...bye! *leaves...*

Me: humph! Now I have to take off my clothes before I start coughing up my lungs again !