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FINALLY. SOMETHING WORTH READING!!
One of my friends here on gaia (that means I dont know them in real life, but she is a really awesome person) Sent me this, And its true and hilarious.
So I am going to post it, I hope you enjoy it also... (its not like 4million people read my journal anyways, so it doesnt really matter if I post it or not) LOL


ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a gaia tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid pms like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Making 20 journal/comments/pms a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their friends list.
who the ******** cares?
ITS ******** GAIA!!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or a pm asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 4th graders who have gaia
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Gaia Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A ******** MORON


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  • User Comments: [4]
    XD
    Those are hilariously true.

    Reality humor is my favorite.

    comment Lyrrien · Community Member · Sat Dec 16, 2006 @ 10:08pm
    So true!

    comment Cihhe ONB · Community Member · Sun Jan 07, 2007 @ 09:37am
    lol the tenth one was my favorite, because i used to get those all the time.

    comment x_TheUmbrellaAcademy_x · Community Member · Wed Apr 04, 2007 @ 02:47am
    So true. blaugh
    Especialy the third and tenth.
    I sometimes get e-mails from a ten-year-old girl who actualy belives in those stupid chain letters.
    But then agaian, I used to believe in them too. neutral
    Long ago.

    comment Nami Juice · Community Member · Mon Jul 30, 2007 @ 02:00pm
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