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Favorite Quotes- (This is gonna be a long list!)
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
"Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful."
"Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you."
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"Never frown, even when you're sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."
"The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them."
"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart."
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
"I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I'm with you."
"There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around."
"Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to."
"Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you."
"All through the town, the toys started to merge. I'm really quite evil once I get the urge." Ghost Writer
"Protecting the last minute shoppers." Cheese blows up in Lancer's face. "Well mostly." The ghost writer guy
"You do realize that she's a mind controlling spirit from another dimension." "Yeah, but you said the same thing about Paullina." "You know…he has a point." Sam, then Tucker, then Danny.
"You're beautiful when you’re racked with guilt." "Not now Danny." Danny, then Sam.
"You've finally stooped to my level. Thank-you for shopping Fenton Mart." Danny.
"I gotta get him to listen to me. But how do I get through the thick head of a fourteen year old boy? (Groans) Ah, darn it." Sam
"I have good news and bad news!" "What's the good news?" "I named my nickel Phillip!" "What's the bad news?" "It's a girl nickel!" Cosmo and Timmy
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain
"I got lost in thought. It was new territory." T-shirt
"Math is hard." T-shirt
"Here's the deal Tea. There's two Yugi's. The cool one up there and the puny one down here." Joey
"Baka!"
"I'm sorry that I acted like a jerk." "Oh, you were acting!" Joey, then Yugi
"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, and I love my life!" AJ McLean
"Hey guys! What’s new?" (Candles light up under water.) "Uh... the laws of physics?" Timmy, then Wanda
"No one is worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry." Poster in my teacher’s room and Brian Littrell and best friend's e-mail
"If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart...a heart can break but a circle is never ending."
"I’m not crazy. I'm just incapable of being normal." My friend and a T-shirt
"No one's a virgin, life SCREWS us all."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." T-shirt and friend
"Does it look like I care?" T-shirt and my friend
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." T-shirt
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." T-shirt and my friends
"Did you know that the school's chicken nuggets are really hippo meat from Pluto? It’s true…"
"History is always written by the victors, and the defeated create a new set of myths to explain the past and gild the future."
"My shrink says not to listen to the voices in my head, but I tell him that it would be rude if I ignored them like that."
"If you think you're the best, you're wrong. No matter what there will always be someone better."
"Broccoli bad for Ed!" Ed
"It was a fake out make out." "But that still has the words "make" and "out" in them." Danny and Sam, then Tucker
"Evil beware! We have waffles!" Raven
(British accent) “You're just jealous 'cause I sound like a rock star.” Beast Boy
"We're actually reading the instructions." Raven
"This is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying!" Danny
"Flying is nice." (Runs into billboard.) "Falling stinks!" Sam
"Grasshopper has little sense, but big mouth." Brock and me
"Good Morning! Let the stress begin!" T-shirt and me
“Why did Toguro have to miss?” Hiei
“That’s a bad sign; he’s mumbling and walking backwards” Shizuru
“Yukina! Hey you brought your three servants along too” Kuwabara
“For a joke to get old it has to be funny in the first place” Shizuru
“Urameshi, don’t be intimidated by that stupid steroid half-naked freak” Kuwabara

“I must look like I’ve been playing around… with an electric socket.” “See you guys, that’s exactly what I said.” Yusuke, then Kuwabara.

“Tell me, how does it feel living in a constant haze of stupidity”? Hiei.
Bumper stickers I’ve seen:
´´Caution: I drive like you do!
´´Strangers have the best candy
´´Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
´´No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
´´My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
´´I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
´´I'm a cruel and heartless b***h but I’m damn good at it
´´I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
´´Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
´´Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's a** and wait!
´´They didn't let me out; they just gave me a day pass! (Next to the quote is a picture of the nut house)”
´´As long as there are tests; there will be prayer in public schools.
´´Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead
´´Constipated People Don't Give a Crap.
Quotes for those who are amused by looking in a mirror:
´´Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
´´You have ONE advantage over me...you can kiss my a** and I can't!
´´whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
´´Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap!
´´I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
´´Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
´´Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth; she must be found and stopped
´´You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because you’re stupid
´´Never hire a colorblind electrician.
´´Word to the wise: When composing an e-mail message to your boss from home late at night; be sure to take inventory of the empty beer cans around you before you press 'send'
´´A word to the wise does no good. It's the stupid people out there that need the help
"You shouldn't talk to yourself, it makes people wonder" -Shippo (IY)
"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot!"-Vegeta (DBZ)
"You are afraid of what my touch could do to you, yet perhaps you also want to know it."-Karasu (YYH)
"People that ugly shouldn't be able to smile."-Yusuke (YYH)
"So tell me, what does it feel like living in a constant cloud of stupidity?"-Hiei (YYH)
"There is no one that does not carry scars on his heart. If there were someone in the world like that, he would be a shallow soul."-Hiei (YYH)
"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."-Hiei (YYH)
"Today did start out weird. I went to school."-Yusuke (YYH)
"Hiei, you're a little punk, and you say alotta mean things to me, but deep down, you're a good guy."-Kuwabara (YYH)
"My friends are never a waste of time!"-Yami Yugi (YGO)
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and put others down-Most fools do"
Did hell freeze over without someone telling me?