[NPC] alien invader 1954
Ha! The external genitals of your males are pathetically large! Bow before our tiny, miniscule sex characteristics!
[NPC] alien invader 1979
How does your pathetic species even tell its males from its females?
[NPC] alien invader 1984
Evolution has been particularly unkind to you, you brutish primates!
[NPC] alien invader 1965
We're questing for a planet, mind donating?