~*Kisharo's What if... Questionaire of 2008*~
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it?
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react?
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
Answers
BabyIsis
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it? I WOULD BUY MYSELF A CAR AND THEN WITH THE REST ILL SHARE IT WITH MY FAMILY MEMBERS
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react? I WOULD BE VERY SURPRISE
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do? I DONT KNOW, THERES NOTHING YOU COULD REALLY DO BUT PRAY THAT YOU WONT DYE
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do? SCREAM LIKE A BIG BABY
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them? WE WOULD HANGOUT AND JUST HAVE FUN AND TAKE PIC AND SHOW HIM OFF
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do? SCREAM OUT HE TOOK MY PURSE AND BE REALLY BAD IFHE GOT A WAY WITH IT
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first? WATER
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react? ILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AND BE VERY SAD
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react? SAY IT WASNT ME
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react? I WOULD THROW UP
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react? THAT WOULD SUCK BIG TIME AND I DONT KNOW WAT ILL DO
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react? CRY
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do? NOT MOVE OR HANG UP
What if you woke up dead? How would you react? HOW DO U WAKE UP FROM BEING DEAD??
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react? NOTHING CALL 911
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night? GIVE IT AWAY AND NOT EAT IT I WOULD SLEEP IN THE FLOOR
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do? LAUGH AT HIM
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react? IM AN ONLY CHILD SO THAT WONT EVER HAPPEN
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live? JUST DIE
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do? NO REACTION
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react? I WOULD BE VERY SURPRISE
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do? I DONT KNOW, THERES NOTHING YOU COULD REALLY DO BUT PRAY THAT YOU WONT DYE
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do? SCREAM LIKE A BIG BABY
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them? WE WOULD HANGOUT AND JUST HAVE FUN AND TAKE PIC AND SHOW HIM OFF
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do? SCREAM OUT HE TOOK MY PURSE AND BE REALLY BAD IFHE GOT A WAY WITH IT
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first? WATER
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react? ILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AND BE VERY SAD
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react? SAY IT WASNT ME
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react? I WOULD THROW UP
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react? THAT WOULD SUCK BIG TIME AND I DONT KNOW WAT ILL DO
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react? CRY
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do? NOT MOVE OR HANG UP
What if you woke up dead? How would you react? HOW DO U WAKE UP FROM BEING DEAD??
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react? NOTHING CALL 911
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night? GIVE IT AWAY AND NOT EAT IT I WOULD SLEEP IN THE FLOOR
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do? LAUGH AT HIM
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react? IM AN ONLY CHILD SO THAT WONT EVER HAPPEN
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live? JUST DIE
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do? NO REACTION
Azerix
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it?
- Put some away for college. Take a vacation and visit anywhere i want in the world. Buy a company! Then spend the rest on clothes, food, other crap. And maybe a car.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
- I don't know. Probably ask who my real mother is.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
- Pray that my death is quick as possible and that i don't go to hell.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
- Freak out and run around like an idiot.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
- Not sure but a whole lot of dirty thoughts come to mind.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
- I'd most likely give him a weird look, because putting out the fire should be more important than stealin my bag.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
-I'd drink the water first.
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
- I'd cry.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
- I'd tell them this better be a trick and there had better be another laptop waiting for me in the near near near future.
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react?
- Throw up. And sue whoever i bought the bagel from.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
- stare 1) I'd jump for joy that school blew up. 2) I would not let my teachers in my house.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
- That's what it get for giving me a paper cut.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
- Test that theory.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
- How would i wake up if i'm dead.
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
- Try and get her to the hospital...after a couple of minutes of staring in shock.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
- Burn the piece of the crap. Or sleep on my couch.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
- Um...wonder how he drowned.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
- I don't have brother. mrgreen
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
- I wouldn't.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
- Steal someone else's clothes.
- Put some away for college. Take a vacation and visit anywhere i want in the world. Buy a company! Then spend the rest on clothes, food, other crap. And maybe a car.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
- I don't know. Probably ask who my real mother is.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
- Pray that my death is quick as possible and that i don't go to hell.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
- Freak out and run around like an idiot.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
- Not sure but a whole lot of dirty thoughts come to mind.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
- I'd most likely give him a weird look, because putting out the fire should be more important than stealin my bag.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
-I'd drink the water first.
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
- I'd cry.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
- I'd tell them this better be a trick and there had better be another laptop waiting for me in the near near near future.
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react?
- Throw up. And sue whoever i bought the bagel from.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
- stare 1) I'd jump for joy that school blew up. 2) I would not let my teachers in my house.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
- That's what it get for giving me a paper cut.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
- Test that theory.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
- How would i wake up if i'm dead.
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
- Try and get her to the hospital...after a couple of minutes of staring in shock.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
- Burn the piece of the crap. Or sleep on my couch.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
- Um...wonder how he drowned.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
- I don't have brother. mrgreen
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
- I wouldn't.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
- Steal someone else's clothes.
Tedie Behr
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it?
-i'd be able to pay for school! O:
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
- idk, probably be like "o, whatevs" and move on.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
-stay inside. tornadoes are ******** scary. D:
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
-is it poisonous? if not, i'd just toss it off and make it go outside. if it is, commence panic mode. :B
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
-eew, anime. eew, celebrities.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
-i'd think he's probably running from ninjas, and he probably needs my bag more that i do. remember kids, ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. :B
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
-water plox. it's yummy. :3
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
-three words: more p***y jokes.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
-"******** technology. oh well, i still have my lovely old laptop."
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react?
-eew. no more bagels for me.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
-i'd wonder why my professors came all the way to my state to teach me. then i'd assume it was a conspiracy of some sort, and commence the investigation.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
- "ohgodspontaneouscombustionwtfsweet. o-o"
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards."
-What would you do? i'd ask if potty breaks were allowed. :B
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
-i wouldn't react. i'd be dead. o-O
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
-"well, at least it didn't poo on my head. :B"
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
-i wouldn't. that's scary s**t right there. attack of the killer bed omg onoz. D:
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
-i'd wonder how i managed to date someone stupid enough to drown in a bowl of soup.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
-"********."
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
-air doesn't smell, so i think i'll be okay. ;D
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
-i'd find some clothes, then finish eating that moose. i hate it when my dinner gets pissy like that. D:<
The_Clown
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it?
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
What if you bit into a bagel and-- I'd continue eating it. Protein.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
-- First, I would use it to pay for college. Then buy a house, and then give what ever is left to the nearby theatre company. Then demand they let me work for them.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react?
-- I would not be surprised in the least.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do?
-- Curl up in a closet and most likely die due to smoke inhilation. I'll take my chances with the fire before I get near a tornado.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do?
-- Wake up.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them?
-- Um. It'd probably be someone from the Ace Attorney games, so I'd probably follow them around. Everywhere.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do?
-- Let him have it. He's on fire, he needs it more than I do.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first?
-- Bone. Yum, they're crunchy.
What if you were place on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react?
-- I'd start finding a way off that island, regardless of whether or not they have a p***s or v****a.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you bit into a bagel and-- I'd continue eating it. Protein.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react?
-- My school will never burn down. Trust me, enough people have tried.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do?
-- Hang up the phone and walk away.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react?
-- Well, if I were dead, I wouldn't wake up, now would I?
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night?
-- I'd name it Slusho and hug it every night, then go to sleep. Night night, Slusho.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do?
-- I'd laugh.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react?
-- I'd throw myself down a flight of stairs. Then I'd wonder how it's possible for me to become pregnant, and when did I get a sibling?
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live?
-- I'd laugh and then die. Screw it.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do?
-- I'd laugh and walk away, naked. Then, probably try to find some clothing.
Lord_Adriel
What if you had a million dollars? How would you spend it? I'd buy a car, buy the guns I want, pay for insurance on the car, put 10,000 in my savings and 5,000 in my main account. The rest I'd give to charity and the homeless.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react? I wouldn't be surprised.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do? Walk down to the basement.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do? Stab it in the face with one of the five knives I have sitting beside my bed.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them? I have too many favorites to answer this question.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do? Stab him in the neck and piss the fire out.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first? Bones, hair, and water to wash it down.
What if you were placed on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react? I wouldn't be interested in romance in the first place. If you're on an island, stranded, the first concern is survival.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react? I'd see if my touch could make other things explode, and if so, learn to control that power and become Gambit irl.
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react? I'd get my money back.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react? Considering I graduated almost four years ago, I'd ask them politely to leave. Except for maybe my old Bio teacher. She was young and I had a serious crush on her, and I'm pretty sure I could get a date with her now.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react? I'd put it out. No burning literature.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do? I'd leave the phone off the hook and look for the bomb/sniper that would likely kill me, dispatch it accordingly, and go about my business.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react? I'd be dead, I wouldn't think or care.
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react? Shoot the bird with the gun I bought using the million dollars from the first question.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night? I'd burn it. Fire makes beds die.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do? I'd perform CPR, pay the tab, and leave.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react? I'm a guy. I can't get pregnant. I also don't have siblings. This question does not apply to me.
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live? There would be nothing I could do. I'd die.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do? Honestly, I'd break out laughing for about ten minutes, and then go home.
What if you just found out your mother was born a male? How would you react? I wouldn't be surprised.
What if your house was on fire and there were 11 tornadoes outside? What would you do? Walk down to the basement.
What if you were asleep and you found a snake around your neck? What would you do? Stab it in the face with one of the five knives I have sitting beside my bed.
What if your favorite/hottest anime character or celebrity came into your life for a year? How would you spend that year with them? I have too many favorites to answer this question.
What if a man on fire came onto the bus your were on and stole your bag/purse? How would you react and what would you do? Stab him in the neck and piss the fire out.
What if you were put on a strict diet to where you could only eat hair, water, and bones? Which would choose to eat first? Bones, hair, and water to wash it down.
What if you were placed on an island with the man or woman of your dreams, but found out they had the opposite sex's genitals? What would you do and how would you react? I wouldn't be interested in romance in the first place. If you're on an island, stranded, the first concern is survival.
What if your parents bought you a brand new laptop today at 2:00 pm, but blew up the minute you touched it? How would you react? I'd see if my touch could make other things explode, and if so, learn to control that power and become Gambit irl.
What if you bit into a bagel and found half a worm in it? How would you react? I'd get my money back.
What if your school burned down and your teacher(s) came to your house to teach you? What would you do and how would you react? Considering I graduated almost four years ago, I'd ask them politely to leave. Except for maybe my old Bio teacher. She was young and I had a serious crush on her, and I'm pretty sure I could get a date with her now.
What if your book caught on fire after you recieved a paper cut? How would you react? I'd put it out. No burning literature.
What if your recieved a telephone call that told you, "If you hang up this phone or disconnect you will die if you moved an inch afterwards." What would you do? I'd leave the phone off the hook and look for the bomb/sniper that would likely kill me, dispatch it accordingly, and go about my business.
What if you woke up dead? How would you react? I'd be dead, I wouldn't think or care.
What if you were talking with your friend and all of a sudden a bird came out of nowhere and snatched your friend's pinky off? What would you do and how would you react? Shoot the bird with the gun I bought using the million dollars from the first question.
What if you found out your bed ate meat, but you couldn't buy a new one, give it away, or sleep in someone else's bed otherwise it would eat you? How would you sleep at night? I'd burn it. Fire makes beds die.
What if your girl/boyfriend drowned in the soup on the first date? How would you react and what would you do? I'd perform CPR, pay the tab, and leave.
What if you found out you were pregnant with your brothers child? How would you react? I'm a guy. I can't get pregnant. I also don't have siblings. This question does not apply to me.
What if you died by the smell of air? What would you do to live? There would be nothing I could do. I'd die.
What if a moose half-eaten screamed at you then stole your clothes and ran off? How you react and what would you do? Honestly, I'd break out laughing for about ten minutes, and then go home.
