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found this on sparrow.net.tc really funny and definitly worth checking out. these were just afew of my favorites.


Q. What is your date of birth?
A. July 15
Q. What year?
A. Every year


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Q. This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A. Yes
Q. And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A. I forget
Q. You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?


Q. Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A. Did you actually pass the bar exam?



Q. The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?


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Q. Were you present when your picture was taken?


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Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A. No.
Q. Did you check for for blood pressure?
A. No.
Q. Did you check for breathing?
A. No.
Q. So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A. No.
Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q. But could the patient have still ben alive, nevertheless?
A. Yes it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.