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There are some things that people think that the bible does not mention. Well, that is not true. The bible covers everything. You just have to know where to look.

Homosexuals

In genesis. There was a city called Sodom. In that city, there was a man named Lot. Lot was the only good man in Sodom. God sent angels to him to tell him to get the hell out, because he was gonna blow the place up. A crowd of men gathered in front of Lot's house. They cried out, "Hey Lot! We know you got dudes in there! Send 'em out so we can do 'em!" To make a long story short, Lot got out, the Sodomists got blowed up. This is where we get the word Sodomy.

Abortion

The lord said to moses, thou shalt not kill.
Hmm.....

Then why did God send out the Israilites to kill to get the promised land? Well, this can be translated as Thou shalt not MURDER. And, abortion is murder.

Contraception

When Jesus was on the cross, did he say, "You can nail my hands, but please don't nail my feet." Did he say, "You can beat me, but please don't put that crown of thorns on my head." Nope. When you are married you are supposed to give of yourself completely. Not just a little, all of you! You might say, But what if you are not married? Well, you are not supposed to be screwin' around before marriage.

Masturbation

In the old testament. There was a man named Onan. Onan spilled his seed on the ground. So God killed him. God was a badass back then. This is where the Germans get the word onanieren.