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if any of you want to date a girl take a leaf out of my chat up lines book.. here are a few of my best chat up lines that will get the ladies goin wild!.......

your dad must have taken the stars from the sky and put em in your eyes!
you must be in charge of global warming youre so hot!
is it hot in here or is just you?
my bed is broken can i come in yours?
what time are your legs open?

the last 2 are probably the ones you would use when you want to get slapped around the face and dumped/devorced!