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Sad, but so true...


YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family
is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to
see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
didn't
have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now
a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9
on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.