okay. I'll tell you the real story of vampires( well my idiotic way)

Okay so Mr Vamption was bored one day. He really didnt have anything to do but sit around all day. You have to understand people.. Mr. Vamption had a srrious bbrain desease.So he imagioned thigs. One day he was sitting writing a story and he looked in the distance. He saw a " Retard" in a cape, fangs. and was hiding in the shadows. MrVamption screamed and ran wyay. He told the secuiry that there was a madman in his house that scared him to death. ( only to know that he was the mad man. ) surte enough they belived him and put up posters telling to look out for a man with fangs (ect) Over the years people started to call them Vampires because MrVamption first "saw one". But what they didnt know that he was a "retard". After years went by the claimed that " Vampires sucked blood (blah blah blah) and only came out at night like when MrVamption saw one.

And thats my story... all I'm trying to say thst is Allucard Is a retard, Dracula Is a fib and Lous is just a " Joke". ( aka. retards in cape runing around braking into peoples houses steeling jewlries and leaving bllod dropings from when they get hurt getting inside the house) got it? neutral

( i MADE it up XD)