"I... I'm so tired of this s**t...
What would happen if there was a thread that said "White Hangout! (We've got 401k plans!!)
People would throw a ******** fit... And what if there was a "Arabian Hangout! (We've got pipe-bombs!!)
"Mexican Hangout! (We've got green-cards and shade on a hot day)
ect...
It's just s**t that I, being a comedian in a world that has such a racist hold on my nut-sack that I don't know if I'm going to offend anyone, because I am a white guy..... What's up with that?"
At this time, I was getting the feeling that many-a-people would be giving me the stink eye, so I did what any american would do in my position, BLAME THE MEDIA!
"Look at Comedy Central. Dave C, and Carlos M; seriously... Those two can say whatever the ******** they want, about whoever they want, when ever they want. What if one of those two guys was white? (Dave Chapelle's name really doesn't belong here, because he is something that Carlos isn't, and that's funny. That means I think Dave is funny, and Carlos is NOT!) Their show would last about 2 episodes. Why? A black guy says the N-word (******). People laugh, because it is an african american saying a racial-slur about his own race. Funny, right? Wrong. Mexican comedian named Carlos Mencia can call people wet-backs, spicks, beaners, crackers, and he has on more than one occasion used the N-word. Funny, because he is a man of Hispanic background."
CARLOS MENCIA, YOU ARE NOT ******** FUNNY!!! Just because you can use racial-slurs against other people, and can read a ******** cue card that DOES NOT MAKE YOU ******** FUNNY!!! You should have stuck with stand up, and stayed there. Oh, and P.S. I ******** get it already... You have a goddamn p***s. If I hear one more refrence to you making to your p***s I'm going to puke in my suit.
I devised a chart to show how a joke by my best friend Carlos Mencia works.
Therefore, Carlos, you get the first EVER, Lewa Greenleaf's seal of Douche Bag of the Month Award!!!! Congradualtions, and lets try for next month too, chances are if you woke up this morning and you have opened your mouth, you already won!!!
Comments about this will be greatly appreciated!!! pirate pirate
yes... I made that chart and the award... I know, I rock.
