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I am going to start a petition. All in favor of a law keeping bishounen from wearing shirts say aye. I know Banai agrees with me, and Phai-chan, if you don't, what have you done with my sister? J/K. But seriously! And their shirts are always high-cut. God. I mean, the girls in anime have these itty-bitty skirts, throw us a bone! We want eye-candy too! They have pretty faces, but I bet my favorite bishi has just as pretty pecks! (actually, I'm obsessive enough to have found various pictures of my favorite bishounen, but that's not the point) Granted, in Furuba, you see the members of the zodiac in compromising situations, but those are never long enough appreciate. I'd be happy with an open button-up shirt, actually, but even those you never find, because they're wearing freaking school uniforms! I need to pick out the wardrobe for some of these guys. Turtle-neck? Bad idea. A boy beater's getting closer....no, no, I think that with your complexion, nonexistent is the most flattering color on you! Low cut? Actually, that's a good idea. Lower. Lower. Lower. Oops, no more shirt left? Oh well, I think I'll stand right in front of you and mourn for the lost garment. Camera? What camera? I'm not taking pictures! Of course not! Who would take pictures of your sexy visage? Not I! I'll just...drool...