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So this one night, me and Dr. Hate are up in the streets of TO. Complete madness, we decide to buckle down, get some drinks. So we be walkin into the bar and who else do we see but Tony Danza. Took one look, we both looked back at eachother and said "s**t son, that ******** got one sad face" Like that s**t was out there, it was all saggin and with the wrinkles, looked like one of them Pug dogs or sumtin'

So we be bumpin' to the music and then he comes up to us, actin like we know him or something, offers us a corona and we turn him down. me:"I aint want no damn woman drink" So he looks up at me with this 'Aww, but c'mon Angela' face. Complete madness, it wasnt cute, there was some sort of, magical entity in the room or sumtin that night because s**t just started to get freaky. Could've swore the crazy b*****d made my cane turn into a snake. He is like some sort of new-age moses or sumtin' complete madness, son.



So we ditch the club and stuff, try to get out of that freaky a** vibe, but then, there he is out in the street, with these like, two crazy lookin' ********'. One was like, Little Richard on steroids and the other a cross between a Duck and a Caveman. So we knew this s**t is gonna get rough, so we get out our s**t and just when we are gonna go in and teach these bitches where its at, some crazy Tony Jaa/Jackie Chan ********' comes out and knees Dr. Hate a good one right in the face. Next thing I know, I am spittin' Fruity Pebbles from my gauntlet and ditchin that s**t.




'Bout 5 minutes later downtown, I get cut off in this alley, i've been runnin for long enough to have goten away from them. Then when I turn around, there is is, Tony Danza, must've been his true form. Like them Power Rangers and s**t. Head the size of a house, Watchin me, cuttin off the alley. So how did I ******** this b***h up? Thats another story son.