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>>>you should have sex on days that begin with (T):

>>Thanksgiving,
>>Thursday,
>>Tuesday,
>>Today,
>>Tomorrow,
>>Thaturday,
>>Thunday,
>>Every Thucking day!!

>>> Sex is:

>>Like Nockia(Connecting people together.)
>>Like Nike(Just do it)
>>Like Pepsi(Ask for more)
>>Like Coca-Cola(Enjoy)
>>Like me(2 good 2 be true)

>>>Top 10 Places to have sex.....

>>In your bed
>>In your parents bed
>>In a car
>>In a hot tube
>>On a washing machine while running
>>On a water bed
>>On a comfy couchm with the T.V on
>>A plane bathroom
>>In the rain

>>>Top 10 places NOT 2 have sex

>>In the movies
>>In a car......while your driving!!
>>In front of your friends
>>In phone booth
>>In your bestfriends bed..
>>At grandmas house
>>At school
>>In your dirty basement
>>In the street
>>On-line

>>>Top 3 things to say before having sex:

>>I love u(but only if you mean it.)
>>Rock my gorld
>>Let get ready to rumble....

>>>Top 3 things NOT to say before having sex:

>>Is it gonna hurt??
>>Sure i've done this thousands of times.....
>>Are u sure its on there?

>>>Top 3 things to say after having sex:

>>Are u sure this was your first time ..
>>Got a Ciggarette
>>Wanna do it again

>>>Top 3 things NOT to say after having sex:

>>That was it?
>>I think i hear my mom calling me se-ya
>>Oops, the condom broke!! My bad!!, Now.......scroll down slowly.....