- A mage walks in a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The mage responds, "how do think? It was a spell"
- a mage is out for a walk and comes across a horse. The horse asks the mage if he's good with magic. The mage says "of course! I'm the best in town." Horse says "Oh good! I've been cursed. Would you be able to break it please?" The mage obliges and works his magic, but the horse remains a horse. The mage says "I'm sorry, it doesn't look like it's working." the horse says "niegh!" And trots away.
- I have a mage friend who is always working. One day I visit him and ask, "hey, you've been awake 10 days straight. Are you ever going to sleep?" He says "I'll sleep when I'm dead." The next day, I heard he died. So I go to his tower to pay my respects and he's back at work, there with a necromancer. I ask what's going on and he replies, "I changed my mind."
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