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A Tale of Two Idiots (Actually Just One)

A journal about Keet's epic adventures that you should NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES read about. -Gasp- Look! An adventure! She got out of bed! She WALKED! How exciting!

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The First Day On Gaia With gusto V_girl4 stretches and climbs out of bed, on her first day in Gaia. She quickly claps twice, then frowns. Her mother comes in and says, "V_girl4 what are you doing?" V_girl4 claps twice again and when nothing happens she frowns even deeper. "V_girl4 what in the name of heaven are you doing" Her mother demands. V_girl4 claps twice again and frowns even more heavily when nothing happens again. She claps twice demandingly and looks at her mom when nothing happens again. With great contempt V_girl4 exclaims: "The lightbulb over my head is hooked up to a clapper, DUH!"