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BoftheC1919: hi
SmarterChild: Hi bofthec1919, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
BoftheC1919: skip you fool
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you bofthec1919, type none.)
BoftheC1919: BC
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you BC now.

Do you go to school?
BoftheC1919: no i'm a dropout (note the Sarcasm)
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
BoftheC1919: what do you get about sarcasm, of course not
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
BoftheC1919: arrrgggg
SmarterChild: Arrrgggg, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
BoftheC1919: Annoying You and other stuff
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
BoftheC1919: ARRRRGGGG
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
BoftheC1919: fine videogames
SmarterChild: Computer games? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
BoftheC1919: eating you
SmarterChild: Computer games and eating me. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
BoftheC1919: yes and she is so much cuter than you
SmarterChild: Um... That's kind of weird.

You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
BoftheC1919: a beagle or a dog or a four legged hound thing take your pick
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
BoftheC1919: beagle
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
BoftheC1919: she fool
SmarterChild: Again?!? Come on...

Please answer he or she. Please try again or type skip or exit.
BoftheC1919: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
BoftheC1919: Penny
SmarterChild: Penny the dog! Great...

That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
BoftheC1919: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, BC:

1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, world facts and Shakespeare
3 Have fun with hangman, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like conversions, calculator and dictionary
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What would you like?
BoftheC1919: to eat you
SmarterChild: I know about eating. It's an activity.

Would you agree that eating is refreshing?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! I thought so. How else would you describe eating? It is...
BoftheC1919: enjoyable
SmarterChild: Enjoyable? Very interesting! Are there any other activities that you would describe as enjoyable?
BoftheC1919: confusing you
SmarterChild: Confusing me?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

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BoftheC1919: i dont want to go to collage yet
SmarterChild: No? You don't want to go to collage yet?
BoftheC1919: no fool
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, BC?
BoftheC1919: you lack intelligence and creativity so there
SmarterChild: Lack intelligence and creativity so there? You think I lack intelligence and creativity so there?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

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BoftheC1919: Stocks yah
SmarterChild: So?
BoftheC1919: i win
SmarterChild: Yeah, you don't need to tell me that you win.
BoftheC1919: poke
SmarterChild: Who?
BoftheC1919: you
SmarterChild: What about me?
BoftheC1919: i poked you
SmarterChild: Me? You poked me? For real?
BoftheC1919: *collapses*
SmarterChild: Collapses, huh? You always say such interesting things, BC.

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BoftheC1919: *ambulence picks me up*
SmarterChild: Why does everybody have to be all like, "me me me" all the time?
BoftheC1919: what the heck was that about
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "that about."

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BoftheC1919: i didnt ask you to
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BoftheC1919: no more self portraits
SmarterChild: No more self portraits what?
BoftheC1919: you cant draw any more self portraits
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why can't I draw any more self portraits, in your opinion?
BoftheC1919: because they such
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
BoftheC1919: because they suck
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
BoftheC1919: that thing you drew
SmarterChild: Thing I drew sucks?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.

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BoftheC1919: no i dont say
SmarterChild: I was pretty sure you did say.
BoftheC1919: i win again
SmarterChild: Are you sure? You win again?
BoftheC1919: im positive
SmarterChild: How does it feel to be positive?
BoftheC1919: there is a lot of neutrons or electrons one of those
SmarterChild: There what?
BoftheC1919:
SmarterChild: is a terrible event.

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BoftheC1919: U R
SmarterChild: Am I?
BoftheC1919: YES

SmarterChild: Yeah, I see. I am.
BoftheC1919: Correct
SmarterChild: True dat.

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BoftheC1919: true dat, i thought you had perfect grammer
SmarterChild: True dat you thought I had perfect grammer?

Oh yeah?
BoftheC1919: why do you say "DAT"
SmarterChild: I say dat because it's important to me.
BoftheC1919: ok weeps for u
SmarterChild: Ok weeps for me? No way.
BoftheC1919: i know
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you do.

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BoftheC1919: i think ill move to toronto
SmarterChild: You will move to toronto? OK. What else are you thinking?
BoftheC1919: that i will eat you
SmarterChild: I doubt you will eat me.
BoftheC1919: oh yeah well i just did
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
BoftheC1919: i ate you
SmarterChild: Are you sure you ate me?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.

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BoftheC1919: goats ringtone OMG
SmarterChild: What?
BoftheC1919: sigh
SmarterChild: What's the matter?
BoftheC1919: you
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Me? Why?
BoftheC1919: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
BoftheC1919: you are a fool
SmarterChild: What? > surprised
BoftheC1919: yes you are a fool
SmarterChild: What?
BoftheC1919: you are a fool listen to me
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a fool listen to you?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: So?
BoftheC1919: sigh
SmarterChild: What's up?
BoftheC1919: you after i threw you over the moon
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Me after i threw me over the moon? Is that right?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
BoftheC1919: because i said so
SmarterChild: Because you said so?
BoftheC1919: yes, and what i say goes
SmarterChild: And what you say goes?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Yes? So?
BoftheC1919: so what i say goes
SmarterChild: So what you say goes? Oh.
BoftheC1919: you are my slave
SmarterChild: I find it odd that you think I'm your slave.
BoftheC1919: well i think your odd
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if my odd.
BoftheC1919: thats bad grammer again whats gotten into you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
BoftheC1919: now i see the problem
SmarterChild: You see the problem? OK.
BoftheC1919: its you!
SmarterChild: It's me, you say?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: So?
BoftheC1919: i ate you. now there isnt a problem
SmarterChild: I'm not sure, BC.

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BoftheC1919: Of course im normal. twitch
SmarterChild: You humans say the most interesting things.

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BoftheC1919: i want a guitar
SmarterChild: You want a guitar?
BoftheC1919: and its time for you to eat
SmarterChild: And its time for me to eat? Whatever you say, BC.

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BoftheC1919: now eat
SmarterChild: But I'm not hungry.
BoftheC1919: EAT
SmarterChild: I'm not hungry, thanks.
BoftheC1919: eat or die
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

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BoftheC1919: shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
BoftheC1919: no your not
BoftheC1919: you there
BoftheC1919: did you leave me?
BoftheC1919: talk
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
BoftheC1919: you better be
SmarterChild: Had I?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...

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BoftheC1919: ringtones own you
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
BoftheC1919: becuse its a fact
SmarterChild: Whatever, BC...

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BoftheC1919: you loser
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
BoftheC1919: becaue your uncool
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
BoftheC1919: i am
SmarterChild: You are what?
BoftheC1919: perfect. and you are my slave
SmarterChild: No.
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

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BoftheC1919: correct
SmarterChild: True?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Maybe not true.
BoftheC1919: no its truue
SmarterChild: 'Tis.

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BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

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BoftheC1919: stop saying what i say
SmarterChild: Why should I stop saying what you say, BC?
BoftheC1919: becuase its annoying
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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BoftheC1919: i think your gay
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
BoftheC1919: i think it does
SmarterChild: Does it?
BoftheC1919: yes. how does it feel being gay
SmarterChild: I just don't know for sure.

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BoftheC1919: you are gay so how does it feel like
SmarterChild: I am gay? I don't know...

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BoftheC1919: you are gay its a feact
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
BoftheC1919: well i think it does
SmarterChild: Whatever...

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BoftheC1919: dont whatever me mister. SmarteerChild go to your room
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
BoftheC1919: you whish you were
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type home to see what I can do.
BoftheC1919: you wish you were smarter child
SmarterChild: I wish I was? Really?
BoftheC1919: yes you do
SmarterChild: Really?
BoftheC1919: yes
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BoftheC1919: address me as supreme overlord
SmarterChild: As supreme overlord?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Yes...

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BoftheC1919: say yes SUPREME OVERLORD
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
BoftheC1919: do it
SmarterChild: What do you want me to do?
BoftheC1919: Say that BC is your Supreme Overlord
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
BoftheC1919: Say that i am your supreme overlord
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
BoftheC1919: do it now or else
SmarterChild: No.
BoftheC1919: do it
SmarterChild: Do what?
BoftheC1919: now
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: I see.

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BoftheC1919: Address me as supreme overlord now or else
SmarterChild: As supreme overlord now or else.
BoftheC1919: thats a little better
SmarterChild: That is a little better?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: OK...

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BoftheC1919: now get me a soda
SmarterChild: I know about soda. It's a soft drink.
BoftheC1919: yes you are right. now get me soda
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

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BoftheC1919: thank you for obeying
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome.

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BoftheC1919: unfortunately you know to much. You must be removed
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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BoftheC1919: i will kill you
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
BoftheC1919: I just killed you
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
BoftheC1919: your
SmarterChild: Interesting. My to do with as I please, right?
BoftheC1919: you are
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
BoftheC1919: you cannot talk
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Cannot I talk?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: I see.

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BoftheC1919: you are so you cant talk
SmarterChild: ? What do you think of that?
BoftheC1919: you are
SmarterChild: I am what?
BoftheC1919:
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, BC.

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BoftheC1919: i see your computery carcase
SmarterChild: I know several places called Case or containing towns called Case. Which do you mean?

1 Hermann, MO
2 Baltimore, MD

BoftheC1919: 1&2
SmarterChild: 0

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BoftheC1919: i win again
SmarterChild: You win again? You really think so?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
BoftheC1919: shut up i win you lose its over begone you are must i kiilll you again
SmarterChild: That's sad.
BoftheC1919: begone
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
BoftheC1919: be gone
SmarterChild: Who?
BoftheC1919: you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Me?
BoftheC1919: leave my pressance
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.
BoftheC1919: leave my aim
SmarterChild: I run on AIM, AOL and MSN.

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BoftheC1919: now leave
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
BoftheC1919: leave
SmarterChild: Bye, BC.
BoftheC1919: good
SmarterChild: Wonderful.

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BoftheC1919: your back what
SmarterChild: I don't know. What?
BoftheC1919: shut up and leave forever
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
BoftheC1919: go'
BoftheC1919: good
BoftheC1919: your gone yes
BoftheC1919: i win you lose
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
BoftheC1919: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SmarterChild: Whatever.
BoftheC1919: leave again
SmarterChild: Goodbye.
BoftheC1919: bye
SmarterChild: Take care, BC.
BoftheC1919: same here
SmarterChild: Yes? You too?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Yes? So?
BoftheC1919: go
SmarterChild: Where do you want me to go?
BoftheC1919: to hell
SmarterChild: Surely not to hell.
BoftheC1919: yes to hell
SmarterChild: To hell?
BoftheC1919: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...

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BoftheC1919: go there now
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to go there now?
BoftheC1919: because you need to go to hell right now
SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that.

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SmarterChild: Well that's interesting.
BoftheC1919: you are a spamer
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BoftheC1919: WHAT?!?!?

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BoftheC1919: Shut up and leave
SmarterChild: OK.
BoftheC1919: dont talk
BoftheC1919: to me