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so had dnd i was rolling so badly again


In today's Pathfinder session, we:
• Killed a very cold moss troll after it tried (and failed) to skin our giant weasel alive i decided to name the weasel pop for pop goes the weasel
the weasel doesn't like me much i was the only one who hit it last campaign

• Accepted a keys as an old soldier's dying wish to save a specific witch (and got a permanent +2 untyped bonus to whatever ability score we wanted as a boon for it)butnot before tormenting him with questions before he died cus he had a black mist horse,we were going to name him king sombra from mlp when the cleric went in they were kicked for one damage by the horse also the cleric took a lock of his hair but he was bald so took from beard i wanted to marriy him incase he was a fairy prince so i could take fairy wings from subjects but he looked old and was dying any ways lol

when we crossed into the new portal we saw a town aways away and had to make snow boots i rolled like an 8 for survival check to make some so it fell apart meanwhile the cleric made shoes for the whole team with a nate 20

then a blizzard rolled in and couldn't see far i pointed in a direction rolled low for knowing which way it was and then the cleric was like naa bro its this way

• Traded a "healing potion" (fake) for someone's hair (our cleric is a bit weird lol) and they were what kinda tonic you selling today they said snake oil but that turm not coined till 1910's so they were like ok gave him a lock of hair they had a vile of the weasels piss in a jar and where wearing a plague docter mask we had gotten somewhere forget where but they snuck up on the villagers and we had the rogue speak for him since his bluff was best everyone else bluff was -1 so we were assisting his bluff we were like oh hes the great plague doctor he healed my lupa and his blindness

• Got super sidetracked after asking about the color of a giant mantis, because everyone else wanted to know why the mantis potentially being blood-red (it wasn't) would be a Very Bad Thing™


• Killed said giant mantis but not before i was drawing its attention towrads me so the rogue could get sneak attack when i go into punch it i roll a nat one and punch myself taking one damage. and the rogue missed with short sword dagger but got him with the tounge and i said ild hate to meet you in a dark ally yould lick me good lol....did i mention our rogues a frog? oh and im a monkey our clerics a gin decent and i think wizards human


• Escorted the people who were fighting said giant mantis to the nearby town
Next session we're gonna sell a bunch of accumulated loot, then figure out how to turn the mantis corpse into usable parts. We might turn the claws into sickles (or something like that), for one. Its chitin might get turned into some armor, too.