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Strange Dream
So I had the oddest dream last night. I was some random black guy in a play, and my dad looked like some rasta dude. Well, some random kid had a dead mom, who wasn't dead, because she was a walking zombie, and the kid kind of looked like my boyfriend, but anyway... he had this weird crushed Fruit Loops and milk mixture that he showed his father who was some sort of drunk cop, and he put Pepsi in it, and the kid still wanted to eat it, so he put Tide in it, and then the whole city was going to explode. Because of that mixture. It was crazy... So we (my parents and me) were driving down the highway in some pimped out lime green Cadillac to get away from the explosion, and suddenly these bouncy balls came at us out of nowhere. They got bigger as we kept driving, and eventually my dad pulled over. Somehow, I slid out the back of my seat and out of the car to pick one up, and my mom was scolding me for ruining the seat, and I just told her "It wasn't my fault." and then my dad woke me up... sweatdrop
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