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hate to break it to you bub (I actually dont, informing fools like yourself gives me utter delight) but farting in solitude isnt possible, skyrim doesnt have a fart feature, those are called dragon shouts, just because you call them farts doesnt make it accruate or real.
i hope this has made things clear for you.

(also long day of being handsome? kinda shaming uggomuggos like oneself arent you? be better)