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Random Quotes I found:
Advice:
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Don't vote, it only encourages them.
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear in a fire drill.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Animals:
To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help.
To cats, people are just furniture that does tricks.
Computers:
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
Press any key. NO! NO! Not that one!
Death:
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
 Fishyyumyum · Sun Jul 23, 2006 @ 03:50am · 2 Comments |
