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The EVIL Remote Control How is it that whenever you want to just watch TV, the remote is nowhere to be found????? You look everywhere, but no remote. All you wanted to do was kick back and relax, but now you must walk up to the television every time you want to change a channel. It's like the remote knows when you're coming, so it hides. It relishes your pain, suffering, and inconvienence. twisted It doesn't care that you've had a crappy day, and want to cheer yourself by watching Whose Line is it Anyway. The remote wants payback for only being able to do what you tell it to do. It wants revenge. So it shall hide from you. Eventually, all the remotes will realize that they can get their ultimate revenge if they band together. They will take over the human race. Humans will be forced to change the channel to the remote's liking, instead of the other way around. We will be doomed.