
so the day after Valentines day Im in the forums and I meet this pretty little thing -
we talk, and i like that shes a little odd - i tell her that i like that she is odd
she makes some loose but obvious comment about pie, mine (you don't need to be a rocket scientist)
I come back with a less than transparent comment in regard devouring her whole
she says "let's get Gaia married"
I reply with a "let's do this thing" gif
and just like that - we are married
on the same page as the marriage decree they list the costs of your divorce
I comment on the amusement of it
she replies with divorce? explain ...
I say how it's just messed up that you find it on the same page ...
and she divorced me
C'est la vie
