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My ARACHNIPHOBIA This poem was NOT made by me!!!! NOT! I found it!!! NOT by me! I'm not a plagerismer person!
To the Spider who lives in my keyboard
gears

i hate you. 1
everything about you - 2
your gangly stature, 3
your eyes with a one-sided demeanor, 4
your legs moving like the needle of a sewing machine; 5
the way you 6
d n e l n t e e s 7
a c a o g h k y 8
with little to no exertion; 9
the way you taunt me 10
with your jerking movements, 11
scurrying past, 12
with mechanically cunning 13
legs moving up and down, 14
embodying your 15
badgering dance. 16
((*taunt* *taunt*)) 17

i saw you there; you ran 18
across Enter, PgUp, End, 19
4 20
1 2 21
then dipped into a crack, 22
like a pilot executing a barrel roll, 23
as if you were the one who 24
was scared of me. 25

but i assure you: 26

you may be the one who took my keyboard hostage, 27
but i'm the one with the vacuum cleaner. 28



wooooooooosshhh.

-This poem is NOT made by me to say again again, it's NOT MINE!!!



*yawn* Good morning....or afternoon rather.....*yawn*....Mo-Mo just woke up after sleeping at 2:00 to 2:30 (or even 3:00) and waking up at 12:00. xp So tired.....Mo-Mo couldn't sleep last night....She was watching animal planet! I love animal planet! And animals! Especially kitsunes! Anyway, I watched the Most Extreme Countdown and the subject was animals that could hold their breath for a long time underawter. I thought, good! This should be about animals that can swim, and SPIDERS can't swim!!! I hope.....[/i] So I watched it all the way to # 6---the dreadful # 6....And guess what?? IT WAS A SPIDER!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!!?!?! I was too scared to watch and c y it was in the countdown for underwater divers, so I just frightfully flipped channels, shivering. When I tried to get to sleep, I slept for a little while b4 waking up a little and imagining a HUGE...um....daddy long legs spider I think it was...? RIGHT next to my eye!!!! I scream whispered "IT"S RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek I immediatly got up and startted repeatedly slapping myself on the face and head and tugging and pulling my tangled hair, which hurt. I got up and jumped around screaming if it was on me or not. But it was just a hullsination, i think..... crying It scared me enough to have to change my pillow and check under my bed mand wipe of the spot where I was sleeping. Then I turned the AC on to a higher level so it'd b cool in da room and i put a light blanket on myself and wrapped myself in it to make sure that spider wasn't gonna crawl on me. It took a while, but i finally slept..... crying crying cry cry cry cry cry confused sad sad sad xp xp