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Hello viewers! This is Zeda, your idol (I hope..), telling you that I have added some new additions to my journal that I know you'll love! (I hope..) Read on guys & girls!
Patriot in a Tube
-Lakeman, sitting in a stack of pipes playing with cards with a drab expression-
-phone rings-
L: "Hey."
Phone: "She's coming. Approved. Just now. She's probably on her way. My guess she shows up tomorrow. They show up at work, it's safer."
L: "I found the book. Structural Dynamics of Flow."
P: "Where?"
L: "Guy with the girl's name.."
P: "No s**t?"
L: "No. Yeah.."
P: "Get it to Edwards, John. I may want you out of there. I may pull you out of there today. Before she comes.."
L: "Cool..."
P: "I'm gathering some information, I'll reach back out to you today."
L: "Okay..."
P: "She's good. She was cited this week for two instances of child neglect for leaving her daughter alone in her apartment. Her kid's seeing things. The neighbors narced, so she's really cramming in the hours on your case. She's not a bad mom? I'm guessing? I'm guessing she's just a.. A good *cop?* Whaddu's she have on you?"
L: "I dunno.. Her daughter drew a picture of me.. It's... Pretty good.."
P: "I pull you outta there today, she shows up, John Lakeman's a ghost."
L: "Okay.."
-fat security officer blackmailer walks past-
Fatty: "Midnight."
P: "Kay. Maybe it's time to come home."
L: "Okay."
-fat security guard walks away-
-guidance councilor walks by-
Councilor: "How we doin' with that paperwork, John?"
L: "Not as yet.."
C: "Clock's tickin'."
L: "For sure..."
-C walks away-
-skinny creepy blackmailer walks by-
Skinny: "John, I'd like to share my demands with you."
L: "Yeah..?"
S: "John, whaddo you know about non-sexual same-sex cuddling?"
L: "Nothing.."
S: "Well that's what I wanna do.
L: "*Yeah..?*"
S: "*Yeah.* I *demand* 'et.. ... Okay. More soon. ... Seeya."
L: "Seeya..."
-S walks away-
-owner of the company he's working at to get access to foreign countries the United States aren't allowed to operate in walks up-
Owner: "Hey John! How we doin'?"
L: "Pretty good..!"
O: -exasperated sigh- "Hey, thanks for killin' those birds.."
L: "Yeah."
O: "Hey, so I'm makin' the rounds, letting McMillan know we're bankrupt pretty much and I've turned essentially all my authority over to Leslie." (John's boss who ******** despises him.)
L: "Okay..."
O: "Big announcement tomorrow, then we're all gonna pitch in, right this ship, and secure that Dunnan deal, right? Then the future's so bright we'll *have* to wear shades!"
L: "*Cool..*"
-O walks away-
-bitchy nurse raising the guy John pushed in front of a truck to get the job at the company walks up-
B: "*Sir?*"
L: "*Yeah..*"
B: "Steven remembers you being in the viscinity of his accident, can you help shed some light on his final moments?"
L: "Not really..."
B: ... "You seem to have, um.. *An indifferent* attitude towards Steven's recovery. Can I *share* with you why it's so important that Steven have full recollection, incluing his accident?; *Humor* requires your *entire.* Whole. *Full* being. ... Steven's incomplete, he'll never regain his sense of humor. If he doesn't regain his sense of humor, he'll never laugh. And no one will ever love him."
L: ... "That's pretty heavy.."
B: "*Yeah.* It is. So get with it."
L: "For sure."
B: "You *sound* not all in. FYI?" -gets closer with hands on hips- "I'm a fighter. And I am 'fighting' for these memories. So're you on my team."
L: "Count me in..."
-B stares at him then walks away-
-useful idiot that lent John pee so he could get into the company and save America who keeps getting in the way and got himself herpes slightly because of John walks up-
Idiot: "So I wanted to give you an update about my life. Ah.. Y'ever stay in a kinna shitty hotel that has the TV and it's chained to the wall? Well, that's where I live now. And I look at it, and I think, 'Even if I could get the TV *off* the chain? I couldn't steal it because I have nowhere to take it because.. I have no home now."
-Idiot walks away-
-Steven, the guy John pushed into a truck that now has memory loss walks up-
Steven: "Hey John..! We got an email? It was for you.. It was from a ffforeign policewoman? She's gunna innerview you t'morrow! Take care!"
-Steven walks away-
-phone rings again-
L: "Hey."
P: "Stay there, no matter what happens."
-John looks pensive, depressed, and mildly stressed out all at once-

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