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Nonsense in text format, by Gwen
Random thoughts from that peculiar semi-transsexual Scandinavian. May contain insight. You have been warned.
DAMN YOU NATURE!!
God, the weather today was so horrible it deserves mention. We've got ice-cold winds blowing from the north, heavy rain pissing down, getting caught by the wind so it ends up raining horizontally. Every fifteen seconds the wind changes directions completely. The scene is grey. One measly umbrella is all that stands between me and certain soakage. An umbrella I just bought last week, mind you.

Twenty minute walk to school: Umbrella intact. Hands frozen. Pants soaked through.

Thirty minute walk through town: Umbrella intact, but barely. Soaked regardless, due to aformentioned horizontal rain. Hands now blisfully numb. Legs frozen to the bone.

Five minute walk from buss to safety: Umbrella snaps like a twig. The rainstorm eats me alive. Entire body wrapped in freezing death.


Forecast for tomorrow: Same. And since that's also exam day, I am ever so looking forward to tomorrow. Isn't the obligatory angst of exam-day enough without nature being a b***h? Apparently not.

I reiterate; DAMN YOU NATURE!!






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mognet_central
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commentCommented on: Tue Dec 14, 2004 @ 11:44pm
*kicks Nature in the vulnerables*


commentCommented on: Tue Dec 14, 2004 @ 11:44pm
I don't mind bad weather if I can snuggle up in a warm house. But during exam time?! That's awful! People are miserable enough!



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TimeMonkey
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commentCommented on: Wed Dec 15, 2004 @ 12:20am
You need to teach nature a lesson......I suggest finger painting! biggrin


commentCommented on: Wed Dec 15, 2004 @ 03:17am
... I don't think I'll ever be able to face b*****d weather quite like you Gwen. Nor will I ever be able to belly-ach about the snow either.



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RuecianXII
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commentCommented on: Thu Oct 11, 2012 @ 02:05pm
I find it very useless of a Norwegian complaining about the weather. You're supposed to be descended from Viking stock. Suck it up, you puss.

Mognet, I don't think it's very smart to piss off Mother Nature. But do go on "kicking" her. When she b***h-slaps you to the ground, maybe you'll realize how small you are to her.


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