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Omg Yes I Am Here Again. Eventually. So I'm Going To Talk About how Me And Mr Toaster Got Attacked By Pigs Today. Well It All Started When me and Mr T where sitting talking about a sweet peice of bread Mr T had cooked early when a huge explosion accured infront of us. It Was Blinding. I Covered my eyes and went running for cover screaming rape. Mr T Dug a hole for him self somehow....
Well when the brightness had gone i went to have a look and it had been a giant Pig! It had fallen from old mr sky, the pig looked dead so i poked it with a long stick, it twiched and i jumped up screaming rape then noticed it hadn't moved. So Yeah. There i was poking a giant pig with a stick when Mr T comes back and says that he found a dead peice of toast which had scared him. He Saw The pig And Said That we should have a barbeque, i aggred and we cooked the pig and ate him. It Took many hours. After we had done, i sat down and moonbathed as it had got dark. Then a screaming sound came from over the hills and far away..no wait cut that bit... anyway a screaming noise came and then millions of little piggies came running towards us with little uzi's. They started shooting at us and Mr T got blew up! I Tired To Run But Got Run Over by a hedghog and got all spiked which made me fall down a pit and fall on spikey rocks but i survied cuz im speishal and there i layed from many 100 of years till i decided to get up cuz im idle like that and came and wrote this story for you so yeah i dunno where them pigs went... oh wait here they are Arggggggggggggg *Dies*
 Master Senio · Tue Jun 20, 2006 @ 03:47pm · 0 Comments |
