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Life on FFXI isn't looking good. Also, worst day ever IRL yesterday.
Anyways, I'm sitting here eating McDonalds, and that stupid subway commercial comes up. You know with Jared, a fat f*****t turned straight and skinny when he started eating Subway.
Okay, so he says "I'm staying away from those chicken selects". And I'm sitting here, eating them as he says that. I'm also 120 pounds, probably less than that twit, and he's telling me what to do. Okay I know it's just a TV commercial, but still.
I had the sudden urge to run into the nearest subway and drop kick everyone that works there, whilst screaming: "CHICKEN SELECTS OWN YOU."
Nothing worse than a fat person turned skinny I always say. Well, mabye that and a smoker that quit. They think they've accomplished something godly, and make sure everyone knows it. Instead of smoking in the first place, why not never start? Instead of eating like a ******** pig while sitting on your a** all day, feeling sorry for yourself, why don't you run with a CD player blasting some hardcore metal music or something? Then you'll get all pumped up, and you'll burn the calories, and you'll never turn fat.
Oh wait, I know two smokers that quit and were awesome about it. Found out recently my friend's parents quit, but they didn't really even mention it. They didn't make a big deal about that, because his parents are awesome.
End rant.
Mind Shelter - Zero Gravity.
 Geck · Sat Dec 11, 2004 @ 10:12pm · 0 Comments |
