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... ninja Ye remember me...after two years...finally.

I too am up at late hours...'tis 666 and so far I haven't faced any apocolyptic end...I'm somewhat disappointed to tell the truth. Oooh...my mum has three pairs of glasses sitting in front of the computer...I should probably go to bed now, but then I would be doing what the Smoogle expects of me...yes...I have a smoogle in my house...it watchs me sleep. It haunts my house at night and eats all the food...wait...that's my dad...nevermind. The smoogle watches people sleep...it feeds off of non-energy or smething of the sort...I never bothered to ask.

On another note...I have recently ninjad today. I ninjad in the darkness of the rain and hail. Then the lightning exposed my position and I was comprimised and forced to help cover the hay so that it may live to see yet another day...wait...the hay is dried plant matter so it's already dead...does that make it early coal? I dunno...hmmmm...GAGH...wati...nevermind, I thought the world was exploding but it was only my sibling falling unto the ground from his bed. Have I mentioned how dangerous beds are yet? The stupid things are three feet off the ground so if you fall the wrong way you could be killed because you hit like, a pressure point or something...and then don't get me started about what can be lurking beneath the evil apparatus's...old modly food, spiders, mice, ants, the list goes on. Then there's bed bugs...yuck. I should just sleep on the floor from now on...but then giant feet may rain from the apparent heavens and step upon my unsuspecting self as I sleep unawares of the apocolyptic happens around me.

It now occurs to me that I should probably be typing this in my own journal...but then my other self tells me that I shouldn't care and then I agree with it. I really don't care that I should probably be typing this in my journal because it is probably becomning rather long because the little scroll bar continues to grow...well. I...ow. I just bit my tongue and it hurts...I also just mispelled hurts and accidentally typed hurse instead. That's odd...my dog is possessed I think, she is acting strangely...wait, that's just her seeing things on the ceiling. But you already know all about that...I should probably cut this off here, but I won't. I have nothing to do until my eyes fall out of my head or some other apocolyptic happening happens...though I think my eyes falling out of my head would make some odd sort of sense if I think about it. I don't sleep enough...actually, I was sleeping lots over the weekend and I was mad at myself because I was sleeping too much...that's kind of silly isn't it...oh well. I don't really care...OMg, my computer just did something very odd...it turned off without my doing anything.

That reminds me of a funny story...the old t.v. used to malfunction and turn on and off randomly, my sister got so scared she was found curled up in the fetal position hiding under the blankets of my parents' bed. Ok, not really that funny, but I'm tired so spare me the critisism. I don't care if you weren't going to critisize me.

A spider just dropped onto my head...'tis crawling around and I'm surprised I'm not screaming.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

Delayed reaction....that was interesting. Three minutes later now, there's a wet spot on the wall where there used to be a rather large spider. I killed it then spelled its imaginary name on the wall with its own blood. I dunno what its name was because it wouldn't tell me so I just smeared its body around on the wall for a few minutes and wrote part of the alphabet. I got to the letter M so that tells you how big the damn thing was...it was on my head and as such it got its just punishment.

I wonder how long I've been typing for...I don't even know why I continue to do so...'tis odd. Oh well, I think I've nearly run out of things to type about so that's a good thing...o, nevermind.

My eye is burning...well, its actually just the corner of my eye...and I think I must be tired because not only is it 4:30am, I'm seeing things out of the corner of my aching eye. Maybe its satan and that's why my eye hurts...or maybe I just need to go to sleep. Actually, I really should...I've got to register some goats tomorrow...today...whatever. I've got to register three babies and a few others because gran will probably want me to get it all done at once. Today our milk machine broke so we had to milk 15 goats by hand...each of us gran, aunt, and me, had to milk five goats. I got some horrible goat that kicked the bucktet over and I lost half the milk before I righted it again. Did you know it really is possible to make your fingers numb from typing? Yup, 'tis truely an odd feeling to not feel when you hit keys. Okay, I just spelled the last few words backwards...sigh...my knee was pressed against the desk and now it hurts and has a big red mark on it from where the edge was. It itch/hurts. You know what I mean right. I hope so because I don't want to explain it. I just realized I haven't blinked for about three minutes...there, that's better. A few moments ago I fell asleep at the key board and only awoke because my hand got shocked by a wire that it fell onto a few moments ago...I think I need some electrical tape or something to fix the thing...oh well. I don't much care at the moment. I'm showing a great amount of apathy...must be because I'm a zombie at the moment and zombies don't care. Oh, by the way, if you can make it then you can go to my b-day party on sunday. It'll be here so just stop by and make it look like an accident so I don't get in trouble for inviting people. My back hurts...maybe from falling asleep at the desk but I think it might be from sitting in the same position for the last fifteen minutes. Alas, I must really depart now...lest I get in trouble when daddy's alarm goes off for him to get ready to go to work...what day is it now? Tuesday? Wednesday? I'll have to ask someone who's awake. I should see if Jade can come over today...or tomorrow. That would be fun because then I could tattoo a goat in front of her and see what she does. Whatever reaction I'll probably laugh. I wonder what she'd do if she watched us disbud goats...hmmm... I really must go to sleep now, Farewell -Spoof

Do you know...the last five comments were all one comment but I just found out that journal comments are limited to 2000 characters...how irking.

Wow. You like to put a lot of drama in your life!!