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Holy ********!!! I hate that damned ******** b*****d!!! What the ******** is his ******** problem?! ********, I want to bludgeon his ******** face with a ******** mallet!

Who else could I be referring to other than that flaming ******** hairball-he's not no other balls- mattt. [the extra 't' is for... well, you all know the story...]

Ok, let us begin this story at the... well, beginning. My sister comes home from volleyball, and guess what? Her coach is none other than that inbred ******** deushbag.

So yeah, she asks if he knows who I am...(of course he remembers, I've yelled at him often enough for his ignorance and utter stupidity) and he starts off about how I suck up to teachers and blah blah. The usual bullshit about how he's God's ******** gift to the world and how he's actually a lot better than everyone at everything except he doesn't try. Blah blah ******** blah. See, normally, I'd just brush that off as him being his usual ******** self, but there's two other factors that come into play here.

One was his choice of words... which can be discussed later. ******** I'm going to mangle that b*****d!!!

Second was how he starts treating my sister. After defending me to that a**-hat (he backed off of what he was saying, like the ******** coward that he is... besides the fact that he didn't have much of a point to defend) he goes on about how all Arabs and Lebs are loud and cockey and how he ISN'T blah blah blah. Then he's like he has to give everyone on the team a nickname and how my sister's is either going to be slut or whore. So of course, she tells him that if he ever calls her that, she'll slap him in the face. He goes on about how they'd be off school property so they couldn't do anything about him calling her that, and she points out that because she's off school property, that they can't do anything about her slapping him. The I'm-so-brave-i-can-stand-up-to-a-girl-half-my-size says that if she ever did, he'd bench her.

Wake up you ******** moron! That'd be about the best thing that you could do. Not only would that get your stupid a** FIRED, you'd most likely be suspended for abusing school privileges, discriminating, and just being a ******** asswipe in general. Seriously, I dare him to try anything with her. I'd be tearing his eyes from their sockets so ******** fast he'd never see me coming.

You've got a problem, come straight to my face. Don't try and make yourself feel better by talking when I'm not around because I tear you to pieces when you're infront of my face. Don't you ******** DARE try to take advantage of my little sister or threaten her because the SECOND I hear of it, you'd better ******** believe I'm going to be headed your way for a 'chat'

So yeah, don't ******** with me or my family because I'LL ******** YOU UP YOU SNIVELLING b*****d.

Rant over... thanks for listening 3nodding