okay, warning, this is the stuff you don't see on Inuyasha...or anywhere else...in a nutshell, my friend and I made up this random-a** story full of crazy-a** stuff...you'll never know what will happen next...
The Notebook
By: Nicole H. and Audrey S.
WARNING: Explicit content. Keep out unless you are seriously disturbed or wish to be scarred for life.
*satisfaction guaranteed
**No refunds
Ep. 1: Gangster Mishaps
Setting: Inuyasha and company walk throught the quiet forest in the feudal era. Kagome on her bike in the back, Shippo and Kilara in the basket on the front of her bike, Miroku and Sango in the middle, and the surly Inuyasha in the front.
Kagome: Inuyasha, hold up!
Person in shadows: DIE!!!
Arrow: shoom! Pashing!
Tire: POP!
Kagome: EEP!!!
Shippo: aaaaahhh! *flies out of basket*
Kilara: WTF?! *flies out of basket and catches on fire, turning into “ferocious Kilara”*…mew?
Sango: O.o what the hell?
Miroku: N-nice ketty?
Kilara: Rowr b***h! Grr baby, Grr!
Miroku: eep! *hides behind Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: what am I? Your barrier?
Person in shadows: I said DIE!!!
Arrow: shoom! Pashing!
Shippo: FOX FIRE!!! *catches tail on fire* AAAHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! *runs to kilara* help me mommy!!!
Kilara: Holy shiznit! This little jizrag think I his momma! WTF!!! *runs*
Kagome: WAAAH!!! MY TIRE ‘SPLODED!!!
Person in shadows: time for my grand entrance y’all! *steps out of shadows…its kikyo* hey all you bitches and ho’s!!!
Kilara: yo momma b***h!
Kikyo: pipe it fat cat momma! I know yo supplier!
Kilara: you in the catnip biznuss too? Shizzle!
Kikyo: shizzle ma nizzle!
Miroku: wouldn’t mind if I do!
Sango: O.O…*slaps miroku* ONLY ON WEDSDAYS!!!
Miroku: AWWW MAN! And I was so close! So…ready…
Kagome: kikyo? WHAT THE MOTHA F****** HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Kikyo: *hands something to kilara* thanks fo yo biznuss. *turns to kagome* Y’all say somethin’ ‘bout ma momma fool?
Kfomw: WHY DA HELL YOU POP DA TIRE ON MY PIMPED OUT RIDE FOO’?
Kikyo: WHY Y’ALL STEAL MA MAN?
Miroku: why the ******** are you crazy bitches doin’ still bustin up…uh…crackin out…um…why the hell are a’all still in yo clothes? Fool… *kills the gangsta thing* *sweat drop* nevermind…
Kikyo: anyway, what ah wuz tryin to say is why you steal mah teddy bear ya stupit Jap!
Kagome: b***h! Shuddup! He doesn’t want you, he loves me! He’s my man!
Inuyasha: hey, hey, hey, wait just a god damn minute! Don’t I get a say in this? I ain’t nobody’s man…or a f**** teddy bear.
Kagome: *sparkly sad eyes* but…Inuyasha *gets angry all of the sudden* that’s not what you were sayin’ to me last night! *screws up face in mock of Inu’s pleasure face* oh ka-go-o-o-o-OH-me! LOVE-ME-HARD-er! Oh!
Kikyo: b***h SHUTCHO MOUF! *draws arrow and shoots kagome*
Inuyasha: KAGOME! *runs over and catches her before she falls*
Kagome: *still pissed* get the f**** off me! *shoves Inu away and pulls arrow out* you dead now b***h! MRAWR! *runs up and lands on kikyo, they both fall to the ground, kagome on top* hey baby, I’ve been fantasizing about this moment since I first met you, you sexy thang you. *pulls out something that looks like a whip*
Kikyo: *magically stops talking gangsta* are you kidding? Me too…*pulls out lotion*
Kagome: *suddenly serious* what the f**** are you talkin’ about?! I just want to kill you! Say goodbye beautiful! *pulls long blade out of whip and stabs kikyo in the heart*
Kikyo: *chuckles* yes…but you’re forgetting something…*grabs the hand kagome’s using to hold blade in kikyo and yanks so that kagome’s head comes close to hers.* ::whispers in ear:: I’m already dead! *And she pulls out an arrow, shanks kagome, and disappears into thin air.*
Inuyasha: Kagome! * runs to her* Are you alright Kagome?…kagome!
Kagome: Nnn…
Inuyasha: * Slowly pulls arrow out of kagome’s side*
Kagome: Ugh…where she go? Ima kill dat bish! I kick her a**! * cough* blood tastes like pennies…
Inuyasha:…It does?!…Lemme try! * tastes a drop of Kagome’s blood* Hey you’re right!!!
Miroku: * pulls a doctor pepper from kagome’s bag* Hey, I been lookin’ fo’ this! * begins to chug it*
Sango: what is it?
Miroku: Dr. Pepper! * continues drinking*
Sango: What?! Doctor Liver?! O.O…
Miroku: NO! Doctor Pepper
Sango: Oh! * sigh of relief*
Shippo: OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED DOCTOR LIVER!!! MAMA! HELP!!!
Kilara: * in a corner puffing on something* ::breaths hard::…I’m in ma’ happy place…* puffs again*…yummy…* puffs again then holds out a “hit”*…you want some?…It work betta dan * puff*…steroids!. ::eye twitch::
Naraku: ::pops out of nowhere:: LEMME TRY!!! ::grabs a hit:: ::puffs:: man…you right! I take dis an’ pay you back later. ::puff:: I be lookin’ all ova fo’ dis s**t! ::puff::It do betta dan steriods!
Kilara: thanks fo’ da bixnuss!!! I also offa odda services!
Naraku: I keep you in touch ::disappears::
Inuyasha: OMG!!! I need blood!!! ::turns into ‘Inuyasha on crack’:: I’ll eat you Kagome!!!
 rumcandyXIII · Thu May 25, 2006 @ 01:30am · 2 Comments |
