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Zahir says stuff.
I use big words. I R TEH SMRT.
We have a winner.
The thread's been deleted, but I just have to record this for posterity. Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your delight and delectation what is possibly the most pompous troll I have seen in a long long while:

SunRaShilt
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Helios Mathias Pendragon Conquist Maltavadore III. Previously this week, several vile attacks were launched on Gaia, particularly the GD. I am here to proclaim that it was I, who was the head of these attacks, as I directed them from my great throne above. To see the eyes of Gaians bleed, their skin crawl, and their minds assaulkted, it all gave me great pleasure.

I wished to bring about revolution. These forums are severely flawed, the GD in particular. The discussions are mostly sexual in nature(and not even vaguely interesting by any means). Your constant obsessions with sex and anything of a sexual nature is honestly, quite sickening. Not only that, but my police have brought to my attention, that many of you have a bizarre caste system of sorts, comprised of 'Prommies". The reports sent back to me revealed many of you kiss up to these prommies, giving them your praise as well as your gold, exchanging your own dignity to be able to honor these "Gaian Gods" which you elevate above all else. Their overwhelming arrogance towards other members, as well as their enormous support is to say the least, most distressing. That such contemptible people would be allowed to be given such leeway is disturbing.

I offer a proposal to any who disagree with this current system of things: you may join my police force. We aee against what the GD stands for, a disgusting city filled with sexual deviants and arrogant warlords battling for popularity. I shall offer you true salvation, if you join me! Break the chains of bondage and join us now, as we herald a new era!

Those who do not join, shall see the truth... my police have been dispatched and are currently lurking about Gaia as I speak. Any of you can be a target of our police, and we have ways of insuring you fall in line with us. Those "pictures" you saw that night, while sickening, are nothing compared to the disturbing images we have in store. By the time we are done attacking, those of you left with their sanity still somewhat intact will be begging for mercy.

This is the final warning to you. You disgusting sex crazed diseased nerds, disgusting filth and bilge of the World Wide Web... Feel the wrath of a new God!


rofl

- Zahir User Image






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M I Abrahms
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commentCommented on: Sun May 21, 2006 @ 09:51am
The Internet God...so his following is a bunch of wires and computer parts?


commentCommented on: Sun May 21, 2006 @ 05:48pm
Ironically, he's the first troll to actually try in a long while. Heh.

Still pretty annoying though.



Kahz
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Shivaro
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commentCommented on: Sun May 21, 2006 @ 07:24pm
ONOEZ THE POLICE!

rofl


commentCommented on: Sun May 21, 2006 @ 08:01pm
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rofl Thats one for the record books. xd



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Lady_Threnody
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commentCommented on: Mon May 22, 2006 @ 01:00am
I hate those porn trolls too


commentCommented on: Mon May 22, 2006 @ 11:13am
Because pictures of ugly p***y are so mentally disturbing.

I don't know if I can take it.



The Almighty Bobo
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dot.exe
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commentCommented on: Mon May 22, 2006 @ 03:16pm
Gods? Gods!?
Well, he must be talking about me!
rofl


commentCommented on: Mon May 22, 2006 @ 05:41pm
What a bell-end.


-Mykal



A.R.G.U.S Mykal
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commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 03:28am
Wow trolls are actually trying again?
Perhaps it's back to the GCD for me. rofl


commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 03:31am
im so offended by tired reposted troll images smile



Conan the Barbeque
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commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 03:33am
Wow...just wow. People spending their time just to post images like that.


commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 03:42am
Someone didn't get to play in the sandbox with the other kids..



Goldschlager
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commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 03:47am
Commenting in a Mods Journal For the Winz.

Seriously, Get rid of the trolls. All of them. Good job.


commentCommented on: Tue May 23, 2006 @ 07:11am
He basically stated the obvious. Why would I join forces with someone so uninspiring?



Kermi
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commentCommented on: Wed May 24, 2006 @ 03:23am
To semi-paraphrase Kermi with a slight modification:

"He basically stated the obvious. Why would I join forces with someone who makes more than one spelling error? "

Still, that was somewhat of an amusing read.


commentCommented on: Wed May 24, 2006 @ 07:58pm
Stating the obvious is still making a point, troll or not, even if he makes more than 1 spelling errors. . .

though, still annoying.

Damn godheads.



Slepner
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THE Ron Burgundy
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commentCommented on: Fri May 26, 2006 @ 02:16am
LOL!
This guy cracks me up.

The more distrubing pictures posted,
the more immune [some/most] the GD is to it.
:B


commentCommented on: Sat Jun 03, 2006 @ 07:57pm
Is this guy for real? xd



Chiborino
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Angel Man G.I
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commentCommented on: Sat Jun 03, 2006 @ 10:40pm
thats funny lol rofl


commentCommented on: Sun Jun 04, 2006 @ 07:15pm
Mommy can I worship him?



dacloneofdedragons
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Zeek-the-Mistborn
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commentCommented on: Mon Jun 05, 2006 @ 12:10am
Funny. I've already been desensitized so I can't wait! They're so full of crap. Iternet god eh? How about we reffer to him as "God of buttsecks" and his "police" as " Buttbudies" or "Buttlings" What do you say Zahir?


commentCommented on: Thu Jun 08, 2006 @ 04:41pm
Did you just say POMPOUS?
lmfao rofl



Super Gayman
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swisscakerolls
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commentCommented on: Sun Jun 11, 2006 @ 04:10pm
Wow. How will trolling HELP the GD an any way?


commentCommented on: Mon Jun 12, 2006 @ 07:48pm
You have to give him some props. He is not like most of the trolls that the GDhas seen.



derukusaiianu
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The Amazing Elazul
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commentCommented on: Thu Jun 15, 2006 @ 05:49pm
Can we say John Bradshaw Layfield anybody?


commentCommented on: Tue Jun 20, 2006 @ 03:39am
The "chains of bondage"? rofl



Rakhmaninov
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commentCommented on: Tue Jun 20, 2006 @ 11:23pm
That's ... probably the best troll I've seen in a while, in terms of content.
Hey, at least he can spell. Aside from a few typos.


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 11, 2006 @ 12:06am
The most literate troll I have seen in a long time. But still, that made me giggle. Thanks.
whee



xXx Water_Melon xXx
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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 29, 2006 @ 03:54pm
As soon as he typo'd in the last line of the first paragraph, I stopped reading.

gonk


commentCommented on: Fri Dec 29, 2006 @ 09:27pm
I may be alone on this, but the second paragraph is pretty accurate.



Musentango
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