SunRaShilt
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Helios Mathias Pendragon Conquist Maltavadore III. Previously this week, several vile attacks were launched on Gaia, particularly the GD. I am here to proclaim that it was I, who was the head of these attacks, as I directed them from my great throne above. To see the eyes of Gaians bleed, their skin crawl, and their minds assaulkted, it all gave me great pleasure.
I wished to bring about revolution. These forums are severely flawed, the GD in particular. The discussions are mostly sexual in nature(and not even vaguely interesting by any means). Your constant obsessions with sex and anything of a sexual nature is honestly, quite sickening. Not only that, but my police have brought to my attention, that many of you have a bizarre caste system of sorts, comprised of 'Prommies". The reports sent back to me revealed many of you kiss up to these prommies, giving them your praise as well as your gold, exchanging your own dignity to be able to honor these "Gaian Gods" which you elevate above all else. Their overwhelming arrogance towards other members, as well as their enormous support is to say the least, most distressing. That such contemptible people would be allowed to be given such leeway is disturbing.
I offer a proposal to any who disagree with this current system of things: you may join my police force. We aee against what the GD stands for, a disgusting city filled with sexual deviants and arrogant warlords battling for popularity. I shall offer you true salvation, if you join me! Break the chains of bondage and join us now, as we herald a new era!
Those who do not join, shall see the truth... my police have been dispatched and are currently lurking about Gaia as I speak. Any of you can be a target of our police, and we have ways of insuring you fall in line with us. Those "pictures" you saw that night, while sickening, are nothing compared to the disturbing images we have in store. By the time we are done attacking, those of you left with their sanity still somewhat intact will be begging for mercy.
This is the final warning to you. You disgusting sex crazed diseased nerds, disgusting filth and bilge of the World Wide Web... Feel the wrath of a new God!
I wished to bring about revolution. These forums are severely flawed, the GD in particular. The discussions are mostly sexual in nature(and not even vaguely interesting by any means). Your constant obsessions with sex and anything of a sexual nature is honestly, quite sickening. Not only that, but my police have brought to my attention, that many of you have a bizarre caste system of sorts, comprised of 'Prommies". The reports sent back to me revealed many of you kiss up to these prommies, giving them your praise as well as your gold, exchanging your own dignity to be able to honor these "Gaian Gods" which you elevate above all else. Their overwhelming arrogance towards other members, as well as their enormous support is to say the least, most distressing. That such contemptible people would be allowed to be given such leeway is disturbing.
I offer a proposal to any who disagree with this current system of things: you may join my police force. We aee against what the GD stands for, a disgusting city filled with sexual deviants and arrogant warlords battling for popularity. I shall offer you true salvation, if you join me! Break the chains of bondage and join us now, as we herald a new era!
Those who do not join, shall see the truth... my police have been dispatched and are currently lurking about Gaia as I speak. Any of you can be a target of our police, and we have ways of insuring you fall in line with us. Those "pictures" you saw that night, while sickening, are nothing compared to the disturbing images we have in store. By the time we are done attacking, those of you left with their sanity still somewhat intact will be begging for mercy.
This is the final warning to you. You disgusting sex crazed diseased nerds, disgusting filth and bilge of the World Wide Web... Feel the wrath of a new God!
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- Zahir

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