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O_O Get OFF My Property OR I'll Call The Cops On YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
If a fat lady's double chin is twice as big as Mars, how long would it take to get to the Planet X if you had to fly there?
WHAT NOW, BISH?! D:
I beat the poop out of you. Mhmm. Yah, that's why there's dung everywhere. I have no life whatsoever as I am writing about nothing in this place we call the Gaian journal. ._. FALL OUT BOY EQUALS HOTTNESS. No, it equals HAWTNESS. So hawt that we just can't spell it the correct way, can me? :] Why art thou so hawt, dearest Fall Out Boy? Well, I don't like washing the dishes. Yet I love the smell of the soap =) It smells yummy as does new WOOD furniture. Suuure, they killed a poor, innocent tree but it smells so good!!!! I'm married. Ask my friend. She'll say I am. I won't say who as I am just cool like that cool I like to pretend to act stupid. BUT IM NOT STUPID. T.T SHUT UP. YOURE THE FAT COW! LEAVE ME ALONE! I LIKE ICE! ....You're weird. Psh. I am SO not weird. I'm just... paranoid. Yes, yes, paranoid. Paranoid = me. Why, yes indeed : D You know what my habit is? It's wasting my five mintues typing this. Horrible, is it not? Haha. I hate questions like that because I get confused. I don't know whether to say yes or no @.@ But oh wellz. Soooooooo, how has your mom and you been going? I bet you guys luff eachother. ehehehe. You're so adorable!!!!!! <3 Don't be ashamed to show your incestness! SAY INCEST PRIDE! ...........I want to be dyed the color blue...... Actually, I want barely noticable green highlights. That would the smexxiness. *.* Sooo, pay up and I'll buy you a dog. ..Well, I'll pick one up from a box. Then I'll steal it... WITH IT IN MY SHIRT. Yes, how it will tickle and bite ^.^ Luffly, I'd say. Did you know the world's largest cow is 819298649821738912468294 pounds? Well, now you know!!!!! Things like ice cream get me high : D Not really. More like crack.... And Pizie Stix. DONT ASK. Or I just might kick your butt all the way to Biscuit Land. And trust me, BISCUIT LAND IS MUCH FARTHER THAN YOU WOULD IMAGINE...... Stop yelling. My ear is hurting like a mouse's mother's ear's ear drum's aunt's cousin's dog's aunt's mother's granddaughter's tonsil being yanked out by an unprofessional dentist! D: Well, since you just WONT stop complaining and yelling, I'm going to leave. HMPH!

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Kimmie

P.T.S. Leave comments for lil ol' me? :]


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  • User Comments: [6]
    hey whats up another funny one as always rofl ............halorious even 3nodding

    comment anjirikue · Community Member · Wed May 24, 2006 @ 01:01am
    Hey kim why does your dad hate me so much? @.@
    He's been mad at me for like 6 damn years!!!!! crying
    Oh and your journal makes like noooo scense @@@.@@@ Its CoNfUsInG >w<



    Bob Wuz H3r3

    P.S. BYE KIM!!!!!!!!!!!! whee

    comment cookie_monster104 · Community Member · Wed Jun 07, 2006 @ 01:02am
    it is really good and some of them are funny.this is from thanh. heart

    comment Matrix Roxas · Community Member · Sat Jun 10, 2006 @ 04:29am
    Sigh.................I love new wood furniture too! They should make wood perfume! and wood ice cream! and wood scented car air fresheners! and and and........I'm blank! Now I'M GRUMPY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! scream

    comment 123Raccoonandme · Community Member · Sun Oct 29, 2006 @ 01:31am
    But I want to go to biscuit land, because it's far away from here.
    Oh, well, I wont ask.
    I kind of know, though.
    Leaves you comment.

    comment Your Sunshine of Emo · Community Member · Sat Mar 31, 2007 @ 12:58pm
    O: i wanna go to buscuit land ;___;
    and FALL OUT BOY IS THE SHIZNITZZZZ!!! <33333

    comment RebeckyMaBoB · Community Member · Tue Jul 31, 2007 @ 04:35pm
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