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“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it...
Since I know just what I'm gonna do.

Sorry hearty readers of Carcinoma Angel's ongoing "Legs" story, and listeners of "Twisted Methods", for the lack of updates and podcasts. My life has once more become hectic, and, as a sad result, provided me less time to suit your wanton and vulgar needs.

Currently in the process of obtaining a new home. I will (hopefully) be a property owner very soon. Of course, I'll be kicking it in classic white trash fashion, and buying a "premanufactured housing".. But it's all good for me. I'll have a yard, and it's lakefront property, so.. who's to complain, really? With a little bit of work, it could be downright respectable. I think i'm still trailer trash, though. I'll finally have a computer room. This will be quality. I'm currently looking for a rackmount, because.. that would be awesome like poptarts.

At work, they decided they weren't abusing and raping us enough with an already overburdened workload, so.. They made a "process change" to "Streamline things", and in result, tripled the caseload for nightshift. I don't call this streamlining, or process changing. I call this ********. With spikes and no lube. I deserve a pay raise, three weeks paid vacation, and scantily clad womens giving me umbrella drinks and exotic fruits. Alas, I just get paychecks, so.. I'll have to settle.

Also, still pulling hard on the casemod. Seems like the more work I do, the more I find that needs to be done. As a sad note, the LCD screen that was really key to my casemod died after a botched bit of gluing and then manufacturing a backing/restraint plate. sad This makes me a sad panda. However, rather than go through that whole ordeal again, I'm just going with a bolt-on mod, that's almost as functional (if not more) but a little different in the cool factor-bits. I'll give more details when parts arrive. Luckily, the install and upgrade will be a damn sight easier than a custom faceplate and LCD mount. smile

So, yay for updates.



Oh, and for the first installment of "Andy Flanders", The advice column... I'll give a shot to Darkphantoms question about erogenous zones. smile

Darkphantom

On a girl there are the obvious sensitive areas that you can "muck about with" to get them in 'The mood' before sex. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. ya know.

There are some places on guys whitch get the same effects ones I know about are;
Errm the outy bit in the groin (Namly the head bit of that)
Nipples (If i'm gentle about it)
Back of the neck (Front of the neck dosen't work on guys becasue its usually shaven and de-sensitised to touch as far as I can make out. Or it's just naturally insensitive.)

I was woundering if a seasoned veteren like yourself learned of any other... Special... places or tricks that you've enjoyed a girl (or guy possably I dunno) Rubbing, licking, tickleing. ect. ect. ect.

Oh I have a second question aswell.
I think asking this kind of question just for the hell of it makes me a slut... do you think I sound sluttish?


Well, in my own experience and tastes, there are quite a few spots that many guys enjoy. I'll give you some of my favorites first.

The earlobes are particularly sensitive to a hot waft of breath and a tickle of a tongue. Same with the upper sides of the neck, by the jawline. For a bit of tickilish play, light fingertips or kisses around the midsection and waistline provide a simple charm. Also, you really can't beat the inner thigh. Slowly tracing small circles inward can be an excelletn tease, and most guys can't resist some light touches there. Also, kissing, licking, and nibbling provides a fun treat because, well.. you're already down there, and it builds anticipation.

As for your guy, feel free to try the above areas, and if you want more, experiment and ask him. Every guy is different, but if our girl wants to please us more, we aren't going to say no. Well, not if we're in our right minds, that is. wink

Wanting to please your partner doesn't make you sound slutty. It's actually a wonderful thing. It shows that you care about the other person, you want to please them, and you're willing to do what it takes to make things better for them. As far as I'm concerned, that's some of the best things you can do for somone important to you. smile

Live, learn, and get messy.


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  • User Comments: [4]
    You're moving?! Why was I not informed?

    Wait. Because I just was, and because I am a terrible terrible person and never call anyone. Also because work is trying to murder me, but this too shall pass. I'd leave entertaining comments on the advice column, but a) I got nothin' and b) the first thing that comes to mind is "I wish it were the other way around, and Greg read it." gonk But that's another thing that shall pass.

    comment fubenkunai · Community Member · Sun May 14, 2006 @ 09:33am
    *writes down the advice for future reference*

    ninja


    edit:
    And hey, fube and I aren't good enough? Sure, you've gotta wait about six weeks, but still..

    hmph.

    I am so spitting in your umbrella drinks and exotic fruits now.

    comment Moonblossom · Community Member · Sun May 14, 2006 @ 01:49pm
    -reads advice column- But I already knew that! gonk

    Can't believe you're going to be a property owner, Twist.

    Does this mean when I finally get down there to smoke with you, we can canoe? 'Cause canoeing is like one of my favorite things in the world. Ever.

    comment [Q] · Community Member · Sun May 14, 2006 @ 08:14pm
    Moony> Yes, you and fube are good enough, although the implied sexual favors better damn well be fantastic. smile

    Q> Yes, but the column wasn't for you. Ask your own question. And, sure.. if you bring the canoe.

    Fube> Aye, because.. oh yeah, you haven't spoken to me in months, you t**t. razz

    comment Twistex · Community Member · Mon May 15, 2006 @ 04:28am
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