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DEAD BABY JOKES!
What's red, sits on your kitchen counter, and gets smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
The one on the bottom, eating its way out.
What's red and crawls up a woman's leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to git with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon.
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you use the pitchfork for?
To see which ones AREN'T dead.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
Nail its OTHER hand to the floor.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire. "WHOOF!"
(Other peoples' jokes )
How many dead babies does it take to tile a floor?
It depends on how thick you slice 'em.
Whats worse the one dead baby nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees xD
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Pends on how hard you threw them.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't go "pop" in a microwave. (())
What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
 javias · Thu May 11, 2006 @ 10:27pm · 0 Comments |
